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tortacular.bsky.social
Tort aka Ryan from Saskatchewan
@tortacular.bsky.social
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He/him. Saskatoon. Social Spaces Moderation. Tied The Leader.

No Maggie Simpson with the Canadian flag this time I guess.

NBA, NHL, political lefty shit. Jokes, old head hip-hop takes, idk I guess we'll see.
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havanarama.bsky.social
✨GIVEAWAY✨

Enter to win 1 x Crewmate Sweatshirt AND 1 x 0 Days Since Last Kill Bomber Jacket from the BIBISAMA x AMONG US collaboration!

gleam.io/v1s1D/among-...

You can also get 10% off the AMONG US collection using code VANA:

bibisama.com/pages/among-...

Good luck, gamers!

🔵🟠🔴

#gifted
A portrait of Vana, a white woman with short brunette hair, wearing light makeup and a pepper red lipstick. She is wearing a white crew neck sweatshirt featuring an all over print of orange, blue, and light blue Among Us crewmates each with a small yellow crown on their heads. Between the figure are the words "do your tasks," "who is the imposter," as well as musical notes, a large red x and a small skull on the shoulder. The sleeve has embroidered icons of visual interaction prompts from the game. A portrait of Vana, a white woman with short brunette hair from behind.. She is wearing a white crew neck sweatshirt featuring an all over print of orange, blue, and light blue Among Us crewmates each with a small yellow crown on their heads. Between the figure are the words "it wasn't me," "where body?" "Where are you?" "Trust no one," as well as two red Xs and a large red "!?". A portrait of Vana, a white woman with short brunette hair, wearing light makeup and a pepper red lipstick. She is wearing a white bomber jacket with black collar, cuffs, and zipper either her hands in the pockets. On the left breast is a red Among Us crewmate wearing a small yellow crown with their scary imposter teeth bared and wiggly tongue poking out. On the end of the long sleeve is a dripping, embroidered, red X. A portrait of Vana, a white woman with short brunette hair from behind. She is wearing a white bomber jacket with black collar, and black ribbed bottom. The embroidery on the back reads "0 Days Since Last Kill" with the "0" in bright red and a small red Among us crew mate in the bottom right hand corner that has been cut in half, their bone exposed. A short zipper can be seen on the right sleeve.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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haedotjpg.bsky.social
About to go live on Twitch, today we are continuing on my Resident Evil 4 Armadura digital paintings!

Still fundraising for @feedingamerica.org too ($10+ donations get a tarot reading!) ❤️ #myart @residentevil.capcomusa.com

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Screenshot of my channel on Twitch!
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
tortacular.bsky.social
Go Riders (this is basically Go Birds for Canada, American pals)
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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grantlorrell.bsky.social
This should always be a key point when dealing with vapid NYT defenders. Editorial leadership made an affirmative choice to turn a *publicly planned* bad-faith smear campaign about a university administrator into a national scandal by placing it as a banner story for multiple weeks.
originalist.bsky.social NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre conservative editors @originalist.bsky.social · 11d
NYT editors put "Claudine Gay" in "top 5 featured on the New York Times homepage Dec 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 22, 25"

(While they put Trump calling for Constitution's "termination" on page 15 and his chief of staff's "tyrant" warning on 12)

Christopher Rufo openly bragged about the plans!
originalist.bsky.social NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre conservative editors @originalist.bsky.social · Sep 16
Chris Rufo "a total product of right-wing affirmative action and you literally would never have heard of him if he was a liberal"
bsky.app/profile/chri...

NYT front page coverage all the time!

By powerful, mediocre editors who push "meritocracy" narrative yet hired each other with legacy privilege
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
today we’re celebrating 7 years of streaming AND my birthday! I’m live for who knows how long, playing Spyro, and probably covering myself in temporary tattoos 💜

✨ twitch.tv/elliejoypanic ✨
Ellie is smiling in a selfie with her brown and blonde hair loose and wavy. She is wearing an over ear headset and a black tank top and has illustrative linework tattoos on her arms
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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haedotjpg.bsky.social
Live now! Chatting and raising funds for @feedingamerica.org - $10 donation or more gets a tarot reading 👁️👄👁️

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raising $ for Feeding America to help SNAP recipients get food, $10+ donos get a tarot reading!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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haedotjpg.bsky.social
Going live now with some art and today we are fundraising for @feedingamerica.org ✨ They have been working with communities and SNAP recipients affected by the government shutdown.

Other ways to help:
feedingamerica.org/take-action

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!donate raising money for Feeding America 💗
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November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
I’m live with an out of this world #sponsored stream playing Goodnight Universe!! The new game from the team who made Before Your Eyes!! You control the game with your camera!!!!! 🚀

come be a baby with superpowers with me 💫

✨ twitch.tv/elliejoypanic ✨
Ellie is smiling in a selfie holding her hand to her face cheekily with her brown and blonde hair loose and wavy. She is wearing an over ear headset and a green tank top and has illustrative linework tattoos on her arms
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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lukelebrun.ca
Hi Bluesky 👋

Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP

It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history

I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
farewell, good hunter. may you find your worth in the waking world 🥀
Ellie is dressed as the doll from Bloodborne. She is stood looking at the camera, holding her hands gently in front of her, wearing a deep brown dress and woolen cape, red gloves, necktie and bonnet, and a white wig. She is wearing pale contact lenses and has haunting pale makeup. Ellie is dressed as the doll from Bloodborne. She is stood looking to the side, holding her hands gently together in front of her heart, wearing a deep brown dress and woolen cape, red gloves, necktie and bonnet, and a white wig. She is wearing pale contact lenses and has haunting pale makeup. Ellie is dressed as the doll from Bloodborne in a selfie. She is wearing a deep brown dress and woolen cape, red gloves, necktie and bonnet, and a white wig. She is wearing pale contact lenses and has haunting pale makeup.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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havanarama.bsky.social
✨Hey y'all✨

Thank you all who have contributed and/or shared so far, it has helped a LOT.

October has been comically bad/expensive and every little bit helps:

ko-fi.com/havanarama/g...

If you want to donate time instead of money I started a new campaign (PC ONLY):

strms.net/mu_darkepoch...

❤️
Support Vana ❤️
Become a supporter of Vana today!
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October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
This is crushing. Decades of cool uniform stuff nobody else covered, gone

I remember thinking the internet would be better at preserving work than the pre-digital age, and it feels increasingly clear the opposite is true
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
I had the absolute pleasure of reading Dan’s short horror stories and bringing the words to life in audiobook form, and this one about a haunted cookbook was my favourite!! give it a listen and let me know what you think 👀👀

danlong.substack.com/p/send-it-ch...
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
tortacular.bsky.social
The Dodgers said Nosavage but the Bluejays said Yesavage
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26d
"A World Series masterpiece!"
Trey Yesavage gets Tommy Edman to ground into a double play to end the 7th on his 104th pitch
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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ashlinaa.bsky.social
HALLOWEEN PARTY STREAM IS LIVEEEE!
Come celebrate the BEST day of the year with me & the Pumpkin Patch! We got my Morticia costume, a Resident Evil Village first play through, wheel spins, giveaways & MUCH MORE! Come hang out ~ twitch.tv/Ashlinaa
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
I’m live for a rare Sunday stream!!!

playing eyes of hellfire with @silver-streak.games for scary season, we’re going to try to solve a mystery in a creepy old mansion and do our best to not die horribly 😌

✨ twitch.tv/elliejoypanic ✨
Ellie is smiling in a close up selfie hiding behind a giant mug
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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havanarama.bsky.social
Hey, fam, this month has been pretty rough for me...

Car trouble, I'm currently sick and missing out on work, and to top it all off a chunk of my tooth just fell out???

If you have the means and the will to support, it would certainly mean a lot right now 😅

ko-fi.com/havanarama
Support Vana ❤️
Become a supporter of Vana today!
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October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
tortacular.bsky.social
@dumplingmenace.bsky.social Recently read this and it brought to mind your transit rants many times
The cover of the book "The Lost Subways of North America" by Jake Berman.
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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cosmicheartsteam.bsky.social
Oh hi Bluesky!

We're a team of creators who raise funds and awareness to vital causes close to our hearts💖

Some exciting updates-

We refreshed our logos and branding, HUGE thanks to @alcevus.bsky.social 🎨

Our applications are now open on a rolling basis (info ⬇️)

apply: forms.gle/jwRP9iSKi6Z3...
New logo for the stream team cosmic hearts. The graphic has a colorful stylized pixelated style in purples, pinks, and yellows. A pink heart shows in the middle with a yellow ring around it similar to a planets' ring. Text reads cosmic hearts
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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elliejoypanic.bsky.social
want to watch a gamer freak out about silksong act 3?? well BOY do I have the streamer for you!!
(it’s me, I’m the streamer freaking out at act 3)

✨ twitch.tv/elliejoypanic ✨
Ellie is smiling cheekily in a selfie in her stream room, covering her mouth with her hand
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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themorrancave.bsky.social
NEW: As Linda McMahon guts the Dept. of Education, she’s operated in what she calls “a parallel universe” to radically shift how future kids will learn -- seeking to dismantle the public school system in favor of private and Christian schools or homeschooling.
These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.
Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...
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October 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
tortacular.bsky.social
When you're a workaholic and assume everyone else is too, and anybody who isn't just needs to follow these three easy steps to being a workaholic! Great news kids, the happiness is right there in the workahol!
October 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM