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Tort aka Ryan from Saskatchewan
@tortacular.bsky.social
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He/him. Saskatoon. Social Spaces Moderation. Tied The Leader.

No Maggie Simpson with the Canadian flag this time I guess.

NBA, NHL, political lefty shit. Jokes, old head hip-hop takes, idk I guess we'll see.
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@dumplingmenace.bsky.social Recently read this and it brought to mind your transit rants many times
The cover of the book "The Lost Subways of North America" by Jake Berman.
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Avengers 0.5 aka a silly high school caper film.
Rotten tomatoes page for "The Perfect Score" where it was scored 15% by critics and 43% by audience.
September 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sadly I did not get the fox Robin Hood

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Jim Halpert looking at the camera Ginny Weasley practicing magic Hawkeye leaning against a wall Donna Pinciotti sitting in her kitchen.
May 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Like... Holy shit? @338canada.bsky.social
Canadian federal polling data, January 19th 2025. CPC = 238, BQ = 42, LPC = 41, NDP = 21, GP = 1 Canadian federal polling data, March 18th 2025. LPC = 177, CPC = 132, BQ = 25, NDP = 7, GP = 2
March 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Trump and his ilk in a nutshell. Low information voters -> low information leaders -> low information voters. But hey they have STRONG OPINIONS 💪
A quote from Reuters about the Potomac air disaster that reads "We do not know, what led to the crash, but we gave some very strong opinions and ideas."
January 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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White crimmus
A snowy field bracketed by trees that are covered in hoarfrost.
December 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Joker from the 1989 Batman movie, dancing in the Gotham museum to Prince's song "Partyman".
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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No surprises here. Kendrick probably higher outside of Spotify.
An image showing my top 5 songs and artists listened to on Spotify this year from Spotify Wrapped. Top artists: Forth Wanderers, Jenny Owen Youngs, Tancred, Kendrick Lamar, Radiohead Top songs are all from the Forth Wanderers self-titled album with "Not For Me" as #1.
December 4, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Introduce yourself with four video games. Impossible to pick just four but I shall abide.
#Destiny #TheLongDark #FalloutNewVegas #ZeldaOoT
Cover art for the video game The Long Dark. A person stands facing away from you, in a wintery lanscape. You can see a bow, arrows, a hatchet and flares on their back. They are carrying a rifle. In the background there are wolves howling. The cover art for Fallout New Vegas. In the foreground a soldier is holding a revolver and wearing a brown coat and helmet with a full protective face mask in. In the background the sky is filled with reddish clouds above a city skyline. Cover art for the video game Destiny. A cloaked figure stands with their back to you. In the distance two other figures are visible, but they are fainter. All three carry guns and are wearing either space suits or armor. In the sky there is an unknown planet. Cover art for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Zelda is written in large red font. Behind the Z is an ornate shield and sword. The background of the image is golden.
November 18, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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👀
3 star gold Mewtew card from Pokemon tcg 3 star Pikachu card from Pokemon TCG.
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Coke flavoured Oreos? No, I'm a true Canadian.
A close up photo showing a package of Maple Creme flavoured Oreos.
November 8, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Good reminder that led to this pull 👀
A screenshot of the game Pokemon TCG Mobile, showing a 3 gold star Pikachu card pulled from a pack.
November 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Roy Kent, a character from the tv show Ted Lasso is pictured sitting in a broadcast studio. The caption says "And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch." In the context of the show he's talking about former teammate Jamie Tartt.
November 7, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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Reintroduction thread:
Name: Tortacular aka Tort aka Ryan
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: video games, sports, books, writing, tv/movies, music, public policy, the fate of humanity, etc
Vocation: social spaces moderation, 18 other contract gigs in a trenchcoat
A picture of me, a white male with medium length brown hair. I am wearing a black shirt that says "Han Shot First" and standing in front of a white wall.
October 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Mentally I'm here (starting another interloper run in The Long Dark)
A screenshot of an Aurora in the videogame The Long Dark
July 5, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
July 3, 2023 at 4:21 PM