Topsie is on parole 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
@topsider.bsky.social
Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out.
He/Him
Sword Gay
He/Him
Sword Gay
I can confirm that Florida, in addition to smelling like a greenhouse, tastes like one as well
He used to rob banks out there. He was rich and respected and fearless; He'll never feel like that again.
He's popular in the group chat though! The COs are proud of all the work they've done with him, and their boots are always clean.
(Awesome work by @stranj.bsky.social !)
He's popular in the group chat though! The COs are proud of all the work they've done with him, and their boots are always clean.
(Awesome work by @stranj.bsky.social !)
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I can confirm that Florida, in addition to smelling like a greenhouse, tastes like one as well
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of an increasing number of the Burkes and the persecution of their retrograde beliefs.
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of Enoch Burke
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of an increasing number of the Burkes and the persecution of their retrograde beliefs.
2/3 empty flight home. 6 more hours and I can sleep in a real bed again
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
2/3 empty flight home. 6 more hours and I can sleep in a real bed again
Hey, look who's graduated to big boy prison!
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hey, look who's graduated to big boy prison!
Little autistic fox brain has to think for itself again this is bullshit.
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Little autistic fox brain has to think for itself again this is bullshit.
I'm being released with a spotless behavioural record, marred only by the fact I assaulted two corrections officers. At the same time.
Finished full colour piece for @topsider.bsky.social #furryart
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm being released with a spotless behavioural record, marred only by the fact I assaulted two corrections officers. At the same time.
Back soon!
...not that soon...
...not that soon...
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Back soon!
...not that soon...
...not that soon...
Tops sadly looking around his bedroom before he goes to self-surrender
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tops sadly looking around his bedroom before he goes to self-surrender
Just saw on the other site that everyone is laughing at Noah Smith for booking a flight from Dublin to Paris via Heathrow (?) and being surprised that it was horrible
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just saw on the other site that everyone is laughing at Noah Smith for booking a flight from Dublin to Paris via Heathrow (?) and being surprised that it was horrible
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"Eh, he'll tire himself out.."
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Eh, he'll tire himself out.."
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This is one of the last times you can post this
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is one of the last times you can post this
The fact that they were never on leads either. They just circled him like a pair of familiars
On this, the last day of Michael D. Higgins' presidency, I think it's important to acknowledge that a 5'3 man deciding to be followed everywhere by two enormous Bernese Mountain dogs was a great bit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The fact that they were never on leads either. They just circled him like a pair of familiars
hehe
Always amuses me when chatting with a friend and they casually drop the fact that they’re going to prison and I have to manually process the knowledge that this is kink related and not genuine criminal stuff x3
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hehe
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Finally got it framed (just like he’s being) :3
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Finally got it framed (just like he’s being) :3
Love a good Processing
thicccc shackles and chains make me feel a certain way 💦
ych from a bit ago for lumi, sigurd, and zephyr
ych from a bit ago for lumi, sigurd, and zephyr
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Love a good Processing
He'll always treause those memories of the last few days of summer.
He'll need them where he's going!
He'll need them where he's going!
Finished full colour piece for @topsider.bsky.social #furryart
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He'll always treause those memories of the last few days of summer.
He'll need them where he's going!
He'll need them where he's going!
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OCTOBER COMMS POST
SEMI-URGENT - Reposts appreciated
Currently struggling to make rent and I won't be starting a new job until December, so this is my main source of income! Please consider grabbing something for yourself or your partner! NSFW examples and prices below, DM me for details!
SEMI-URGENT - Reposts appreciated
Currently struggling to make rent and I won't be starting a new job until December, so this is my main source of income! Please consider grabbing something for yourself or your partner! NSFW examples and prices below, DM me for details!
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
OCTOBER COMMS POST
SEMI-URGENT - Reposts appreciated
Currently struggling to make rent and I won't be starting a new job until December, so this is my main source of income! Please consider grabbing something for yourself or your partner! NSFW examples and prices below, DM me for details!
SEMI-URGENT - Reposts appreciated
Currently struggling to make rent and I won't be starting a new job until December, so this is my main source of income! Please consider grabbing something for yourself or your partner! NSFW examples and prices below, DM me for details!
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Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
Love this one. "Oh, you think you're a nice safe outside observer? Think again."
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Love this one. "Oh, you think you're a nice safe outside observer? Think again."
I'll bring over some beer seeing as I'm still gainfully employed for a few more weeks
Just lost my job, so if anyone knows of any remote jobs going in marketing or something similar, hit me up. 😅
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'll bring over some beer seeing as I'm still gainfully employed for a few more weeks
I booked a bog standard ticket from Milan to Bologna this summer and they still came around with snacks for everyone
i have concluded that frecciarossa executive class is hilarious and we need it urgently on amtrak:
-huge evil villain chairs
-next seat is two counties over
-big stupid conference room you can book
-food is good enough
-chairs can swivel, recline, etc.
-bizarrely cheap
-huge evil villain chairs
-next seat is two counties over
-big stupid conference room you can book
-food is good enough
-chairs can swivel, recline, etc.
-bizarrely cheap
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I booked a bog standard ticket from Milan to Bologna this summer and they still came around with snacks for everyone
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
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November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
Onedrive has dug up some ten year old photos from when I was shaving my head and oof that was a mistake
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Onedrive has dug up some ten year old photos from when I was shaving my head and oof that was a mistake
Hey, @swiftywolf.bsky.social dust off that film degree and tell me something;
Why is there a weird sense of building tension in this ad? Is it all the rapid cuts? It feels like a horror film and Santa is going to kill them all at the end.
Why is there a weird sense of building tension in this ad? Is it all the rapid cuts? It feels like a horror film and Santa is going to kill them all at the end.
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey, @swiftywolf.bsky.social dust off that film degree and tell me something;
Why is there a weird sense of building tension in this ad? Is it all the rapid cuts? It feels like a horror film and Santa is going to kill them all at the end.
Why is there a weird sense of building tension in this ad? Is it all the rapid cuts? It feels like a horror film and Santa is going to kill them all at the end.