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Topsie is on parole 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out.
He/Him
Sword Gay
Will always remember sitting backwards on this from Milan to Bologna and watching the Alps dissappear
Missing the Dragon Train trend from a long while back on twitter
Here is Frecciarossa 🚄
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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you can just look at the shape of a paragraph smell the AI on it. always ebullient. sometimes flavored like owl city manic pixie, sometimes the sass of a stale wendys social media post. brick of styrofoam in the shape of a human. i should be allowed to rip its head off
August 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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💕💕💕
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Worst thing about becoming an accountant was finding out the morning people are right. Sitting in the airport waiting for my contingency flight after a 6am landslide blocked my train and I missed my ferry. It's still only 1pm.

I've been so productive today.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
especially when it's a kink no one else has asked him to draw...
The commissioner's dream
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I'm a Tesla shareholder* and I deserve to be treated like a little piss hog

*I have an index fund
sounds like absolutely nothing has changed in Tesla's Austin robotaxi deployment since I checked it out in June (except for 8 crashes and an enlarged, phallic geofence)
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Fun guarding at #HCI it was a blast - going to miss it
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
lol the S&P 500 spiked and my holding still went down because it's in Euro
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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My mother, in her kitchen in Ireland, keeps saying that this man needs shot.

My dad, the moderate in this kitchen & instant, advocates merely for a severe beating every time he gets close to a school.

What kitchens of Ireland the author of this piece is sitting in is a mystery to me.
"Kitchens across Ireland" my hole
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Judge: "I'll let you out of you promise to not be a freak for a single day."

EB: "I promise nothing."
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of Enoch Burke
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Some extremely good foxes.

And one bad one!
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Absolutely (hissing with fury, finger jabbing your chest) Fuck. You. Prick. And, I hope I can count on your vote in May!
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Handing this to Bovino and telling him that he can still follow the path of honor
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Working during Christmas 🐦📦🎄

#art #furryart #anthro #avian
December 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Cell time with added latex, for Marius!

(2/3)
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Some extremely good foxes.

And one bad one!
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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AHAHAHAHA
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
When a recruiter calls you and you put on your best "I'm not still in bed" voice
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I hope it gets good enough to beg for its life before it's switched off
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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First Date - Part 1

In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date!

Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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My respect for the philistine pseudo-left chauvinists that keep using "woke" (or related terms) as throwaway short-hand for aspects of neoliberal capitalism that they either can't or won't materially analyse and that they simply "don't like" is at 0%

You people are unserious & infantile.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Porta di ferro
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM