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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out.
He/Him
Sword Gay
He/Him
Sword Gay
I'm a Tesla shareholder* and I deserve to be treated like a little piss hog
*I have an index fund
*I have an index fund
sounds like absolutely nothing has changed in Tesla's Austin robotaxi deployment since I checked it out in June (except for 8 crashes and an enlarged, phallic geofence)
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm a Tesla shareholder* and I deserve to be treated like a little piss hog
*I have an index fund
*I have an index fund
lol the S&P 500 spiked and my holding still went down because it's in Euro
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
lol the S&P 500 spiked and my holding still went down because it's in Euro
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My mother, in her kitchen in Ireland, keeps saying that this man needs shot.
My dad, the moderate in this kitchen & instant, advocates merely for a severe beating every time he gets close to a school.
What kitchens of Ireland the author of this piece is sitting in is a mystery to me.
My dad, the moderate in this kitchen & instant, advocates merely for a severe beating every time he gets close to a school.
What kitchens of Ireland the author of this piece is sitting in is a mystery to me.
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 AM
My mother, in her kitchen in Ireland, keeps saying that this man needs shot.
My dad, the moderate in this kitchen & instant, advocates merely for a severe beating every time he gets close to a school.
What kitchens of Ireland the author of this piece is sitting in is a mystery to me.
My dad, the moderate in this kitchen & instant, advocates merely for a severe beating every time he gets close to a school.
What kitchens of Ireland the author of this piece is sitting in is a mystery to me.
Judge: "I'll let you out of you promise to not be a freak for a single day."
EB: "I promise nothing."
EB: "I promise nothing."
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of Enoch Burke
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Judge: "I'll let you out of you promise to not be a freak for a single day."
EB: "I promise nothing."
EB: "I promise nothing."
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Some extremely good foxes.
And one bad one!
And one bad one!
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Some extremely good foxes.
And one bad one!
And one bad one!
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Absolutely (hissing with fury, finger jabbing your chest) Fuck. You. Prick. And, I hope I can count on your vote in May!
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Absolutely (hissing with fury, finger jabbing your chest) Fuck. You. Prick. And, I hope I can count on your vote in May!
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Handing this to Bovino and telling him that he can still follow the path of honor
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Handing this to Bovino and telling him that he can still follow the path of honor
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Cell time with added latex, for Marius!
(2/3)
(2/3)
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Cell time with added latex, for Marius!
(2/3)
(2/3)
Some extremely good foxes.
And one bad one!
And one bad one!
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Some extremely good foxes.
And one bad one!
And one bad one!
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When a recruiter calls you and you put on your best "I'm not still in bed" voice
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 AM
When a recruiter calls you and you put on your best "I'm not still in bed" voice
I hope it gets good enough to beg for its life before it's switched off
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
Anthropic's philosopher says we don't know for sure if AI can feel
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
www.businessinsider.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I hope it gets good enough to beg for its life before it's switched off
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First Date - Part 1
In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date!
Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P
In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date!
Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
First Date - Part 1
In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date!
Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P
In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date!
Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P
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My respect for the philistine pseudo-left chauvinists that keep using "woke" (or related terms) as throwaway short-hand for aspects of neoliberal capitalism that they either can't or won't materially analyse and that they simply "don't like" is at 0%
You people are unserious & infantile.
You people are unserious & infantile.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My respect for the philistine pseudo-left chauvinists that keep using "woke" (or related terms) as throwaway short-hand for aspects of neoliberal capitalism that they either can't or won't materially analyse and that they simply "don't like" is at 0%
You people are unserious & infantile.
You people are unserious & infantile.
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Porta di ferro
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Porta di ferro
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Some knights smooching I made for a reaction image on xitter.
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Some knights smooching I made for a reaction image on xitter.
They just showed this at the town hall.
Unbelievably crazy story that an Irish documentary crew just... happened to be in Caracas when the 2002 coup went off
m.imdb.com/title/tt0363...
Unbelievably crazy story that an Irish documentary crew just... happened to be in Caracas when the 2002 coup went off
m.imdb.com/title/tt0363...
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised (2003) ⭐ 8.2 | Documentary
1h 14m | Unrated
m.imdb.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
They just showed this at the town hall.
Unbelievably crazy story that an Irish documentary crew just... happened to be in Caracas when the 2002 coup went off
m.imdb.com/title/tt0363...
Unbelievably crazy story that an Irish documentary crew just... happened to be in Caracas when the 2002 coup went off
m.imdb.com/title/tt0363...
Davos honestly made me a lot more sympathetic to the average American. Like, what are they supposed to do with these people?
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
The Governor of California showed off knee pads that he suggested were for leaders "selling out" to the Trump administration, during an interview at Davos.
cnb.cx
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Davos honestly made me a lot more sympathetic to the average American. Like, what are they supposed to do with these people?
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Time was, you saw a guy who looked like this and assumed he cried too much, jacked off a ton, had been kicked out of a few coffee shops for leaving manifestos etc and went about your day. Then the Big Bang Theory became the biggest show on TV and now these guys banded together to become Ultra Hitler
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Time was, you saw a guy who looked like this and assumed he cried too much, jacked off a ton, had been kicked out of a few coffee shops for leaving manifestos etc and went about your day. Then the Big Bang Theory became the biggest show on TV and now these guys banded together to become Ultra Hitler
Ok so possibly Denmark made some concessions over Greenland, OR Mark Rutte massively over stepped his authority OR the Americans completely imagined the concessions?
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Ok so possibly Denmark made some concessions over Greenland, OR Mark Rutte massively over stepped his authority OR the Americans completely imagined the concessions?