TopCityTodd💦666🥩
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Aged and weathered, like the roof over your head.
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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
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🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
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This is so embarrassing and bad
HEADS UP: CDC website now officially asserts that vaccines may cause autism.“Studies supporting a link have been ignored by health authorities.” Also says the “vaccines do not cause autism” header remains b/c of an agreement with Cassidy.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is so embarrassing and bad
It’s cool bro, I don’t need to work. You just keep snoring away.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s cool bro, I don’t need to work. You just keep snoring away.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
God’s Storehouse thrift store in Topeka has a section for the clergy…
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
God’s Storehouse thrift store in Topeka has a section for the clergy…
Promise?
Please don’t do it on one of the Disney channels we can’t get
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Promise?
It’s been a great birthday in Arkansas 🎂🥳
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s been a great birthday in Arkansas 🎂🥳
Yes, I would like to live here. Anyone is welcome, as long as you’re actually dead and will just be haunting me as a ghost.
1918 Hampshire House, the towering wing of the Balsams Grand Resort Hotel on the shores of Lake Gloriette, which closed in 2011. Dixville, Coös County, New Hampshire
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yes, I would like to live here. Anyone is welcome, as long as you’re actually dead and will just be haunting me as a ghost.
He hates this weather😂
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He hates this weather😂
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Some of the most remarkable hurricane imagery of all time is currently being recorded.
The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape.
The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.
The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape.
The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Some of the most remarkable hurricane imagery of all time is currently being recorded.
The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape.
The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.
The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape.
The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.
🫨🫨🫨
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🫨🫨🫨
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WEMBY REALLY DID THAT!!!
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
WEMBY REALLY DID THAT!!!
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
If 10,000 of you donated $1,000…I’d never have to work again.
a man sitting on a couch with the words i have eight different bosses right now .
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words i have eight different bosses right now .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If 10,000 of you donated $1,000…I’d never have to work again.
Quick, someone come cuddle me before it stops raining!
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Quick, someone come cuddle me before it stops raining!
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If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.
December 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.
Jimmy Fallon proving that he sucks as much as we all have always thought he sucks.
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jimmy Fallon proving that he sucks as much as we all have always thought he sucks.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Roger here is up for reelection in 2026, if Kansas Republicans gerrymander out Sharice Davids she’s likely running against him, Kansas grows soybeans, and you can smell the fear.
Do I think we’re going to win KS-SEN? Probably not. But “probably not” is a lot closer than Roger would prefer.
Do I think we’re going to win KS-SEN? Probably not. But “probably not” is a lot closer than Roger would prefer.
Sen. Roger Marshall: "It seems very disingenuous for the Democrats to be blaming President Trump for these rural hospital struggles. The reason rural hospitals are struggling is because of the bad economy."
September 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Roger here is up for reelection in 2026, if Kansas Republicans gerrymander out Sharice Davids she’s likely running against him, Kansas grows soybeans, and you can smell the fear.
Do I think we’re going to win KS-SEN? Probably not. But “probably not” is a lot closer than Roger would prefer.
Do I think we’re going to win KS-SEN? Probably not. But “probably not” is a lot closer than Roger would prefer.
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damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah
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Stop in to any of our Portland locations and try our (hopefully) limited time only, all-new Throwing Soup specials!
Thanks for supporting Arbyfa
Thanks for supporting Arbyfa
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Stop in to any of our Portland locations and try our (hopefully) limited time only, all-new Throwing Soup specials!
Thanks for supporting Arbyfa
Thanks for supporting Arbyfa
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when there's a broken escalator in the news
September 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
when there's a broken escalator in the news
