Grumplestiltskin
@toofus.bsky.social
I’m boring and solitary. I play board games (mostly solo), paint minis, been known to build a shelf. I’m a good cook, and an excellent dental hygienist. I pretty much just hang out with my wife and kids. Keep your expectations low if you intend to follow.
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Watching this on repeat how is your day going?
January 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watching this on repeat how is your day going?
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
theonion.com/new-squ...
theonion.com/new-squ...
January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
theonion.com/new-squ...
theonion.com/new-squ...
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Totally normal stuff here
January 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Totally normal stuff here
Sweet! I just found out Russell Barkley has a YouTube channel. He’s probably the foremost expert on childhood and adult ADHD.
youtube.com/@russellbark...
youtube.com/@russellbark...
Russell Barkley, PhD - Dedicated to ADHD Science+
This channel is dedicated to disseminating the science about ADHD. It is based on Dr. Barkley's 45 years of clinical practice, research, and teaching and his many books and scientific papers. In 20...
youtube.com
January 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sweet! I just found out Russell Barkley has a YouTube channel. He’s probably the foremost expert on childhood and adult ADHD.
youtube.com/@russellbark...
youtube.com/@russellbark...
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Maybe we should all try screaming and running around with our arms in the air
January 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Maybe we should all try screaming and running around with our arms in the air
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
theonion.com/rising-...
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
theonion.com/rising-...
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks
theonion.com/elon-mu...
theonion.com/elon-mu...
January 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks
theonion.com/elon-mu...
theonion.com/elon-mu...
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Five years Covid-free is impressive especially considering I finger strangers mouths for a living. Paxlovid is helping, but my mouth tastes of an unpolished brass doorknob. How would I know you might ask? I was a curious kid. Another fact making it all the more impressive this took five years.
January 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Five years Covid-free is impressive especially considering I finger strangers mouths for a living. Paxlovid is helping, but my mouth tastes of an unpolished brass doorknob. How would I know you might ask? I was a curious kid. Another fact making it all the more impressive this took five years.
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Apparently, Pornhub has changed its name.
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Apparently, Pornhub has changed its name.
Reposted by Grumplestiltskin
Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.
Someone must have told him more folks can pay attention to him if TikTok stays around.
January 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Someone must have told him more folks can pay attention to him if TikTok stays around.
I have a habit of not watching the finale of a show I really enjoy. Kind of makes it feel open ended still. BUT I’m bored and sick in bed sick, so might as well. Farewell “What We Do in the Shadows”
January 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have a habit of not watching the finale of a show I really enjoy. Kind of makes it feel open ended still. BUT I’m bored and sick in bed sick, so might as well. Farewell “What We Do in the Shadows”