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Coffee person. Occasional zine publisher. Risograph weirdo. Waiting for a new Boards of Canada album. I put beans in mailboxes. www.YESPLZ.coffee
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"We have a great portrait of FDR that I found in the vaults that was missing for years. I found it and I put it up. He's a Democrat, to the best of my knowledge...

And when the mayor saw that portrait, he said, Sir, do you mind if I have a picture taken by that portrait?' It's an amazing portrait."
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Mamdani: I really like this portrait. It's a symbol of th-

Trump: *knocking over a cameraman* I PUT IT UP! I FOUND IT JUST FOR YOU! Hi. Hi 👋 👋 👋
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mamdani landing back at JFK like the Beatles in '64.
"I expect to be helping him, not hurting him. A big help" -- Trump is totally charmed by Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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An interesting thing about dementia - something I learned first-hand with my mom. Take the dementia patient out of contact with a negative person, substitute with a positive person, and the dementia patient becomes more positive.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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the painful truth
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Lol at NYT, after everything, having to roll with a smiling triumphant Mamdani looking down on Trump as lead story
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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in the last decade we’ve been cursed to have trump ruin the world and politics, i’ve maybe only seen him smile the way he smiled at zohran mamdani for like, 3 other people ever
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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THIS JUST IN: Socialism won
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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well, id like to see ol Zohlo Mamdani charm his way out of THIS trap!

*Mamdani charms his way out of the trap effortlessly*

ah. well. nevertheless,
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
this is a very good day on this app.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You might need extra beans for the holidays… hit me up.
trying to overcome my hesitancy to be on camera by posting weekly videos of what we've got on deck.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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THIS MAN MAKES GOOD COFFEE, I DRINK IT EVERY DAY, AND YOU CAN TOO www.yesplz.coffee
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
still proud of how I got permabanned from Twitter. ☕
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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it's weird to live in a world where a new 'worst thing you've ever imagined' happens at least a few times a month and it's easy to let it all run together and just sort of wash over you and go totally numb to all of it so you don't freak out because you still have to do laundry and go to work.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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trying to overcome my hesitancy to be on camera by posting weekly videos of what we've got on deck.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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We’re watching a shift where AI simulates the cohesion and reinforcement that used to require an entire online community. A single person can now build a complete parallel reality with nothing more than a prompt window. Which seems bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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the dril candle tweet but it's me buying green coffees.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Is this thing on? @boardsofcanada.bsky.social 🍊
posting Board of Canada stuff daily until they drop a new record.

My *album of the year* for 2025 is whatever is on this mysterious tape that @mikesandison.bsky.social posted a photo of last year on his Instagram.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM