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Tom Mueller
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Just a’walkin’ the dogs.
Hey Kids! Two-doll Donny’s coming for your toys!
DOGED to death…79 souls and counting. Cry for Texas and never forget!
July 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
DOGED to death…79 souls and climbing. Cry for Texas and never forget!
July 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Lol I chuckled and simultaneously want a Chalupa
June 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I love the internet
May 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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People are taking things into their own hands
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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If you want your kids to be safe, don't vote for Brad Schimel.
March 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m NOT the rocket inventor.
March 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Art imitates life.

A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Three fights in first nine seconds of US vs. Canada game at 4 Nations

www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...
February 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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In case you were wondering what JD Vance has been up to . . .
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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If he decides to rename Canada as North Wisconsin, is that what you’ll call it in the United States because of the “US audience”

Go right ahead and bend the knee, you cowards @axios.com
February 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe
Emil Bove truly looks every bit of the cartoon villain he is
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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So….Hegseth has quit drinking yeah?
February 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In 20 years, someone will invent a Time Machine to go back and stop baby X.
February 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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From our good friend Tizzy:
youtu.be/g7XQgI4ZDL0?...
During Elon's press conference in the oval office his son had some choice words for Donald Trump.
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
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February 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM