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May or may not be scary.

Also bc I’ve seen some *characters* on here, trans rights, support intersectionality, and I guarantee I am not an authority on how to make the world a better place. I’m still trying though.
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July 20, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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“When caught in a bear trap, sometimes a wolverine will simply gnaw its own leg off to escape.”
July 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Orientation and race aren't the new Dragon Age's problems.

It's "Bioware magic." We don't know how much of the same mentality that brought us Anthem will still have infected the new game.

THAT could kill the thing dead.
June 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I love how I keep seeing Dragons Dogma reviews that are like “DD2 doesn’t acknowledge that the artistic medium has improved and grown over the last decade. That’s why we love it.” It tells me exactly why I’m not paying full price for it. If I wanted that I’d just play Bubsy.
March 29, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I keep seeing ads for an exhibit on Coco Chanel. It’s all about the fashion stuff. Did we as a culture collectively forget she was a Nazi spy? 
January 22, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Go try it. It actually works.

It's unsettling and uncomfortable to peer behind this particular curtain.
If you want a vision of the future,
January 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
January 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
you know the Bad Art Friend story? The judge ruled in favor of Sonia, the lady who admitted in writing she copied text verbatim from Dawn’s letter. The judge said it was changed enough and hating Dawn supported it being transformative. Hbomb was right. It’s impossible to win a plagiarism case.
December 7, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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10 years ago today:
December 7, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long
The Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in to the industry award show with ad blockers enabled.
hard-drive.net
December 7, 2023 at 8:55 PM
The New Hbomb video is making me lose my mind. It's an utterly fascinating look at plagiarism.
December 3, 2023 at 7:03 PM
You know someone is evil when the supervillain parody in the Venture Bros is significantly *more moral* than the real person.
November 30, 2023 at 12:47 PM
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November 30, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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November 25, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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November 23, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Tabitha from Scarlet Hollow is this meme as a person.
November 22, 2023 at 2:25 PM
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Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
The controversial Horny Jail, a maximum security prison for people who are “horny on main,” has come under scrutiny.
hard-drive.net
November 22, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Dating site where you get into sham marriages so you can afford rent and get health insurance.
November 19, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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It's new podcast day baby! Do you like spooky stories with hunks and orangutans?! Well do I have a podcast for you. Time to start the decade long project of covering all of the X-Files. The first episode is now available everywhere you listen to podcasts.

👽🦧👽

www.nonhumanbiologics.cool/episode/1
Why Are These Kids Hanging Out With An Orangutan? - Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast
Welcome to the first ever episode of Non Human Biologics, the X-Files podcast you had no idea you were waiting for. Chris and Jeremy will be your guides...
www.nonhumanbiologics.cool
November 16, 2023 at 12:36 PM
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Hey, have you ever wanted to listen to your boy talk about the X-Files? Well guess what, now you can.

Trailer is out there in the wild; new episodes starting Thursday.

It's my birthday so you must like, subscribe, and leave a review.

nonhumanbiologics.cool
November 13, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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You know it smell crazy in there
November 12, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Will never get over the fact that the Free Speech subreddit is pro book bannning.
November 11, 2023 at 5:36 PM
World of Horror is so good and it makes me want to write.
November 8, 2023 at 8:36 PM
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November 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM