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Gnarl Mayor
Pete Buttigieg chowing down on a pork chop on a stick at the Iowa State fair
February 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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This is what happens when you listen to the antivaxers and don’t get your 5G shot
February 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Making 10 separate biopic films about each member of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The ska band the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Ten men in matching outfits standing in an alley, some of them holding instruments
February 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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reskeet with a meme that’s just a little bit too on the nose
Wikihow image of someone comforting another person. The sad person has their head in their hands and is labeled with the text: “my anxiety thinking that everyone hates me.” The person comforting them is labeled with the text: “my depression telling me no one cares enough about me to hate me”
August 22, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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You know it smell crazy in there
Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include: Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10 Sexpo: Door 8 Crypto Convention: Door 4 Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1
November 12, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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search your camera roll for “art”
Four-panel comic strip (sorry, I don't know the artist) Panel 1: A doctor looks at a chart and says "The operation was a success!!" Panel 2: Cookie Monster, sporting a pair of large blue breasts, says "oh hell yeah" Panel 3: Cookie Monster squeezes his breasts, spraying milk all over a bunch of cookies Panel 4: Cookie Monster is in ecstasy as he eats his milk drenched cookies
October 13, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Bro still thinks any of his 11+ children will still talk to him once they grow up
Tweet from Elon musk in a reply to a tweet about “DINKs” (adults who choose not to have children) “There is an awful morality to those who deliberately have no kids: they are effectively demanding that other people's kids take care of them in their old age. That's messed up.”
December 5, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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Edited screenshot of the pizzagate meme posted by Elon with a reply from Linda Yaccarino: “Did someone say "pizza"??? What are your favorite toppings to get on a pizza? Mine are onions and microplastics! It all happens on X!!! 🍕”
November 30, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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Everyone is gonna share Pogues videos, and I get why, but let’s also have a look at Baby Shane. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDD...
The Nips - Gabrielle
The Nips classic single Gabrielle.
m.youtube.com
November 30, 2023 at 2:35 PM
nirol.bsky.social
Atheists, imagine a Christian baby makes you a sandwich with sleeping pills and laxatives. After you fall asleep he glues your butthole shut. Then you wake up, and he won't give you any glue remover until you say the n-word 5 million times.
November 29, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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The guy in her backpack just looks so pleased with himself
November 23, 2023 at 7:44 AM
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Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough
November 22, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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Three panel meme:: 1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman 2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head
November 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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nacl.sh
cia agent waking up on nov22, 1963 -- "today's the day"! (finding nemo starfish)
November 22, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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Salt Bae sprinkling clip-art images of burgers
November 22, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough
November 22, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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John F. Ken
JFK riding in Barbie's car. it's a convertible. i think the rest explains itself
August 3, 2023 at 1:00 PM
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Three panel meme:: 1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman 2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head
November 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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Local news headline with a photo of a Taco Bell sign: “Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims”
November 22, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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Line profile drawing of Elon musk wearing his stupid cowboy hat and looking gross and sad. The bottom portion of his face including his neck and lack of chin is depicted using a line graph showing the decline in daily Twitter users since he took over the company
November 21, 2023 at 10:53 PM
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
November 21, 2023 at 8:08 AM
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smol bean uwu weapons manufacturer
Tweet from @HowardA AtLaw: Please, pay Attention Pasty Pro-terrorism "protestors" in Boston padlocked and set fire a Jewish-owned business in Boston. This is not 'pro-Palestine'. This is domestic terrorism by white kids that, like January 6, will keep escalating until they kill. Please, #StandWithUs Description of the company’s business activities from elbitsystems.com: “Our major activities include: military aircraft and helicopter systems; commercial aviation systems and aerostructures; unmanned aircraft systems (UAS); electro-optic, night vision and countermeasures systems; naval systems; land vehicle systems; munitions, command, control, communications, computer, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance (C4ISR) and cyber systems; electronic warfare and signal intelligence systems; and other commercial activities.”
November 21, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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Uncontrollably puking and shitting into his sink that’s just sitting disconnected on the floor in an empty Twitter office
Elon Musk carrying a sink into Twitter headquarters last year because he’s hilarious and good at memes
November 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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Tweet from @ShonaMurray_ on 11/17/23 “Ehud Olmert tells me Hamas command center is in Khan Younis - not #Shifa hospital. ‘Khan Younis, which is in the southern part of Gaza Strip, is the real headquarters of Hamas.’” Screenshot from the original Super Mario Bros NES game. Toad is telling Mario that “THE HAMAS COMMAND CENTER IS UNDER ANOTHER HOSPITAL!!”
November 17, 2023 at 8:15 PM
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I actually don’t think that’s true Michael
Tweet from pasty, ham-faced racist Michael Rapaport claiming that “If you’re not called racist at least once a day online You’re on the wrong side of History!”
November 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM