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December 5, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Gnarl Mayor
Pete Buttigieg chowing down on a pork chop on a stick at the Iowa State fair
February 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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Making 10 separate biopic films about each member of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The ska band the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Ten men in matching outfits standing in an alley, some of them holding instruments
February 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Bro still thinks any of his 11+ children will still talk to him once they grow up
Tweet from Elon musk in a reply to a tweet about “DINKs” (adults who choose not to have children) “There is an awful morality to those who deliberately have no kids: they are effectively demanding that other people's kids take care of them in their old age. That's messed up.”
December 5, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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The man responsible:
Scene from the 1971 film, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, of a Paraguayan newscaster announcing that multi-millionaire Alberto Minoletta found the fifth and final Golden ticket, which it was later revealed to be counterfeit. The photo used in the scene was actually of real-life wanted Nazi henchman and war criminal, Martin Bormann.
December 4, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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Edited screenshot of the pizzagate meme posted by Elon with a reply from Linda Yaccarino: “Did someone say "pizza"??? What are your favorite toppings to get on a pizza? Mine are onions and microplastics! It all happens on X!!! 🍕”
November 30, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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Atheists, imagine a Christian baby makes you a sandwich with sleeping pills and laxatives. After you fall asleep he glues your butthole shut. Then you wake up, and he won't give you any glue remover until you say the n-word 5 million times.
November 29, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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Neelix turkey
November 27, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Salt Bae sprinkling clip-art images of burgers
November 22, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough
November 22, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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Three panel meme:: 1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman 2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head
November 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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Live más
Local news headline with a photo of a Taco Bell sign: “Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims”
November 22, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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Line profile drawing of Elon musk wearing his stupid cowboy hat and looking gross and sad. The bottom portion of his face including his neck and lack of chin is depicted using a line graph showing the decline in daily Twitter users since he took over the company
November 21, 2023 at 10:53 PM
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smol bean uwu weapons manufacturer
Tweet from @HowardA AtLaw: Please, pay Attention Pasty Pro-terrorism "protestors" in Boston padlocked and set fire a Jewish-owned business in Boston. This is not 'pro-Palestine'. This is domestic terrorism by white kids that, like January 6, will keep escalating until they kill. Please, #StandWithUs Description of the company’s business activities from elbitsystems.com: “Our major activities include: military aircraft and helicopter systems; commercial aviation systems and aerostructures; unmanned aircraft systems (UAS); electro-optic, night vision and countermeasures systems; naval systems; land vehicle systems; munitions, command, control, communications, computer, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance (C4ISR) and cyber systems; electronic warfare and signal intelligence systems; and other commercial activities.”
November 21, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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Political cartoon from a few years ago referencing the truck convoy protests, or whatever. The cartoon depicts the twin towers on 9/11, one of the towers had already been hit and is billowing smoke. The other tower is about to be hit, but instead of a plane, the cartoon depicts a semi truck. The cartoon has been edited to be a meme about me fucking your parents. The truck is labeled “my dick,” the burning tower is labeled “your mom,” and the tower about to be hit is labeled “your dad”
November 21, 2023 at 3:04 PM
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The females Changeling on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine after the great link was infected with the morphogenetic virus by Section 31/Sarfleet. Her solid form appears to be breaking down and her exterior (skin, clothes, etc. since it’s all actually her solidified)
November 20, 2023 at 8:31 AM
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Uncontrollably puking and shitting into his sink that’s just sitting disconnected on the floor in an empty Twitter office
Elon Musk carrying a sink into Twitter headquarters last year because he’s hilarious and good at memes
November 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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Never forget
Black T-shirt with the text: “I love my HUSBAND Who passed away Storming the capitol Of a heart attack [clip art of angel wings] The loony left Say he tased his BALL SACK However this was proven false By Snopes.com”
November 18, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Dril tweet from 2013: “the military industrial complex spent $99bil on dixie cups to ensure that not a single drop of our troops genetically superior cum is wasted”
November 18, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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Because they only hire illegal aliens there
TV’s Alf with two large pieces of bread with a kitten in between them
November 17, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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Tweet from @ShonaMurray_ on 11/17/23 “Ehud Olmert tells me Hamas command center is in Khan Younis - not #Shifa hospital. ‘Khan Younis, which is in the southern part of Gaza Strip, is the real headquarters of Hamas.’” Screenshot from the original Super Mario Bros NES game. Toad is telling Mario that “THE HAMAS COMMAND CENTER IS UNDER ANOTHER HOSPITAL!!”
November 17, 2023 at 8:15 PM
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I actually don’t think that’s true Michael
Tweet from pasty, ham-faced racist Michael Rapaport claiming that “If you’re not called racist at least once a day online You’re on the wrong side of History!”
November 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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Osama Bin Laden in a bedroom with posters of anime girls covering the walls. The bed he is sitting on is similarly covered with anime sheets and body pillows
November 17, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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Yes, but Human Pet Guy is a man of science
Tweet reply from I_Am_CyberSmith (aka Human Pet Guy): “It would actually confirm if they are purely genetic, or at least give us a clue”
November 17, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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Cover page of the New York Daily News after Osama Bin Laden was killed. Shows a photo of Bin Laden with the text “ROT IN HELL!”
November 17, 2023 at 1:47 AM