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The head-of-state (city) role and the crocs are giving light Kananga vibes. But the crocodile-theming also reminded me of...
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007 First Light Villain Revealed, And He's Played By Lenny Kravitz
I want to get away...from you, Mr. Bond.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The head-of-state (city) role and the crocs are giving light Kananga vibes. But the crocodile-theming also reminded me of...
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Giddy up, jinglehorse
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Giddy up, jinglehorse
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
Is there a Choose Your Own Adventure reference in Glass Onion? Because the name of the victim in Knives Out is Harlan Thrombey, and Wake Up, Dead Man has a mystery in Chimney Rock.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is there a Choose Your Own Adventure reference in Glass Onion? Because the name of the victim in Knives Out is Harlan Thrombey, and Wake Up, Dead Man has a mystery in Chimney Rock.
Has anyone done a real softball interview with him asking him about his typical day, just to see if it includes -- or more importantly, precludes -- the consumption of news and information that the third guy in line for the presidency probably should have?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Has anyone done a real softball interview with him asking him about his typical day, just to see if it includes -- or more importantly, precludes -- the consumption of news and information that the third guy in line for the presidency probably should have?
Teen Vogue has been doing great journalism for a good while. I hope every one of these folks lands well and keeps going.
thank you for the outpouring of support!
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
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November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Teen Vogue has been doing great journalism for a good while. I hope every one of these folks lands well and keeps going.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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Trump dodged the Vietnam draft and made a disastrous deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump dodged the Vietnam draft and made a disastrous deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan.
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
How about 1981's Venom, in which a kidnapping case leads to a police siege of an apartment building, interrupted by a black mamba? Uma Thurman isn't in it, but you've got a fair number of scenery-chewers like Klaus Kinski and Oliver Reed.
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How about 1981's Venom, in which a kidnapping case leads to a police siege of an apartment building, interrupted by a black mamba? Uma Thurman isn't in it, but you've got a fair number of scenery-chewers like Klaus Kinski and Oliver Reed.
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EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!!
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Reading Rainbow Is Back, With Mychal the Librarian Hosting! - Reactor
The butterfly is back in the sky; can’t wait to fly twice as high.
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September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!!
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“Israeli Forces Kill 198 Palestinians in Gaza Over Three Days”
It’s a genocide. Daily endless massacres, largely ignored in the West.
It’s a genocide. Daily endless massacres, largely ignored in the West.
Israeli Forces Kill 198 Palestinians in Gaza Over Three Days - News From Antiwar.com
Israeli attacks have killed at least 198 Palestinians and wounded 786 in the Gaza Strip over 72 hours, according to death toll updates released by Gaza's Health Ministry, as Israel continues its US-ba...
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September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Israeli Forces Kill 198 Palestinians in Gaza Over Three Days”
It’s a genocide. Daily endless massacres, largely ignored in the West.
It’s a genocide. Daily endless massacres, largely ignored in the West.
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This horror will get worse. This is Trump’s fascism on steroids. Horrific and indefensible.
“An ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital.” — NYC Comptroller Brad Lander
“An ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital.” — NYC Comptroller Brad Lander
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This horror will get worse. This is Trump’s fascism on steroids. Horrific and indefensible.
“An ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital.” — NYC Comptroller Brad Lander
“An ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital.” — NYC Comptroller Brad Lander
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
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September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hail Zorp to all who observe
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hail Zorp to all who observe
That's all, folks!
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That's all, folks!
Extremely Uninformed Debate got more seasons than the Simpsons
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Extremely Uninformed Debate got more seasons than the Simpsons
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
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I've covered race for two decades. I knew the 2nd Trump Admin would be dangerous for civil rights. Yet the collapse of the federal civil rights architecture and national will to address racial inequality and work on integration is stunning. Here's my latest. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/m...
How Trump Upended 60 Years of Civil Rights in Two Months
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June 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I've covered race for two decades. I knew the 2nd Trump Admin would be dangerous for civil rights. Yet the collapse of the federal civil rights architecture and national will to address racial inequality and work on integration is stunning. Here's my latest. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/m...
Cursed fictional actors division:
Woody: Troy McClure
Buzz: Alexander Dane
Bo Peep: Jenna Maroney
Mr. Potato Head: Triumph
Mrs. Potato Head: Dorothy Michaels
Rex: Dr. Tobias Funke
Hamm: Tracy Jordan
Slinky Dog: Kirk Lazarus (after elective surgery)
Woody: Troy McClure
Buzz: Alexander Dane
Bo Peep: Jenna Maroney
Mr. Potato Head: Triumph
Mrs. Potato Head: Dorothy Michaels
Rex: Dr. Tobias Funke
Hamm: Tracy Jordan
Slinky Dog: Kirk Lazarus (after elective surgery)
Inspired by a chat in my Discord…
Cast the inevitable Toy Story “live-action” remake. Cursed answers preferred.
Cast the inevitable Toy Story “live-action” remake. Cursed answers preferred.
May 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cursed fictional actors division:
Woody: Troy McClure
Buzz: Alexander Dane
Bo Peep: Jenna Maroney
Mr. Potato Head: Triumph
Mrs. Potato Head: Dorothy Michaels
Rex: Dr. Tobias Funke
Hamm: Tracy Jordan
Slinky Dog: Kirk Lazarus (after elective surgery)
Woody: Troy McClure
Buzz: Alexander Dane
Bo Peep: Jenna Maroney
Mr. Potato Head: Triumph
Mrs. Potato Head: Dorothy Michaels
Rex: Dr. Tobias Funke
Hamm: Tracy Jordan
Slinky Dog: Kirk Lazarus (after elective surgery)
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
I really wanted this as a career option for me, a white kid in the 20th Century. With our current government, I still want it.
I really wanted this as a career option for me, a white kid in the 20th Century. With our current government, I still want it.
April 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
I really wanted this as a career option for me, a white kid in the 20th Century. With our current government, I still want it.
I really wanted this as a career option for me, a white kid in the 20th Century. With our current government, I still want it.
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat
March 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"