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Toke Tokerson
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Blue Jays wingchair baseball snob. Armstrong Birdseed is shit. Advocate for better seating at the Rogers Centre. High perch - full plumage.
America is a fucking forsaken shithole. Fuck the USA. bsky.app/profile/out5...
RIP Rob Reiner and Michele Singer 😞
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I were Australia, I would be highly suspicious of any pagers being shipped in from Israel...Netanyahu about to find some tunnels in your country now no doubt.
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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In the face of horror at Bondi Beach, one act of courage lit up the darkness. Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim father with no training, risked everything to stop a knife attack and save lives. He is now recovering from serious injuries.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Did they have a permit to have a gathering that size on the Bondi beach? Just asking the questions asked of Muslims during events like this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
America is a fucking shithole.
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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the 12 fastest pitches thrown by blue jays this year
(and they were all thrown in the postseason 🔥)
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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So today, Rogers signed Shapiro then Shapiro signed Rogers.

Submarining righty reliever had a tremendous 2025 and for his career is platoon-neutral - amazing for someone with his delivery - with a 1.099 WHIP.

Doesn’t strike people out, doesn’t walk people, keeps the ball in the park. #Bluejays
@JeffPassan tweeted
Right-handed reliever Tyler Rogers and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a three-year, $37 million contract with a fourth-year vesting option, a source tells ESPN. One of the most consistent relievers in MLB goes to the AL champs. First on the deal was @Ken_Rosenthal.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Wrote about Tyler Rogers, a free agent who isn't just a guy who throws like Marge Simpson, but just keeps on endlessly getting outs -- and in a way you might not expect

--> www.mlb.com/news/tyler-r...
He has MLB's slowest fastball. He's still a valuable free agent
When you think of the best free-agent relievers this winter, you’re going to think of the obvious fireballers who pile up saves. There are those coming off sustained success (Edwin Díaz, Robert Suarez...
www.mlb.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Chase Lee gets low, but Tyler Rogers gets even lower. What a day!
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Mark Shapiro has signed a five-year extension to continue as Blue Jays president and CEO per Rogers announcement
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Don Mattingly sitting alone having never won a World Series after such a long storied career is heartbreaking. 💔😢

And then Bo comes over to give him a hug. 😭
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I’d have liked that season more if the Jays had won that game, sure. But kind of in the same way that I’d have liked a filet mignon more if it had one more bite. It was still pretty fucking good!
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Good season everyone. Back at it next year.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
No more runners left in scoring position please.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can't believe all that just happened.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Varsho bunt!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ah fuck. Yamomoto.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Blake Snell looks like he had TOO MUCH Halloween
Blake Snell out for the bottom of the 9th
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ernie Clemente
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Ernie Clement now owns the all-time MLB record for most hits in a single postseason, with 30.

"Ernie! Ernie! Ernie!" rains down as the Dodgers make a pitching change.

The #BlueJays' breakout star of the 2025 World Series run.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Ernie Clement leads off bot8 with a double. He now holds the all-time #MLB record for hits in a single post-season with 30. #Bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Blake "no excuses" Snell has a problem with the dirt now
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM