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Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
my subway take would be about the bi/pan identity discourse and it'd still be the best episode by far
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
my subway take would be about the bi/pan identity discourse and it'd still be the best episode by far
classic "what if i did something 'in a spiritual sense' as in, fuck you not at all"
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
classic "what if i did something 'in a spiritual sense' as in, fuck you not at all"
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black lodge ram ranch
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
black lodge ram ranch
millenial-core bluesky hasn't even discovered the "i just popped a perky (percocet)" charlie kirk song yet
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
millenial-core bluesky hasn't even discovered the "i just popped a perky (percocet)" charlie kirk song yet
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it's going to be hilarious when we pill the truecrime girlies on luigi but loverboy. this is what the establishment truly fears.
also its going to be hilarious when he walks because the entire jury are devout Candace Owens heads
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it's going to be hilarious when we pill the truecrime girlies on luigi but loverboy. this is what the establishment truly fears.
stylegan if it were gofai
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
stylegan if it were gofai
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can i say something about 103% kirk without everyone getting mad?
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
can i say something about 103% kirk without everyone getting mad?
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oh, you want an untouched virginal nympho slutmaiden who likes vidya and weeb shit? that yearns to be a traditionally feminine housewife? you just have to go one board over and shut the fuck up about what They took from you and golly gee, would you look at that, they're right there.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
oh, you want an untouched virginal nympho slutmaiden who likes vidya and weeb shit? that yearns to be a traditionally feminine housewife? you just have to go one board over and shut the fuck up about what They took from you and golly gee, would you look at that, they're right there.
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me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you
miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Maybe now we’ve all posted our banger tweets we should post our *favourite* ones, either our own or someone else’s. I have so so many I love and cherish.
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you
miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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pov you search for the words "charlie kirk" on twitter to see if they have the intensely funny epstein edit and the first result is this
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
pov you search for the words "charlie kirk" on twitter to see if they have the intensely funny epstein edit and the first result is this
"no good usecases for AI"
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"no good usecases for AI"