assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.

"bluesky needs more diversity of opinion" okay so post your diverse opinions bro

Literally...

A future conversation...

"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"

"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."

And just like that, they no longer care how much your groceries cost.

on bluesky, we don't say "get off my lawn." instead, we say:

i’m beginning to think dogs can’t actually dunk

it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights

are we serious about it this time?

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

No matter what happens, he's STILL a convicted felon.

FOREVER.

finally sitting down to play my silly game and i’m way overthinking these puzzles

stealing jokes is wild. like...those aren't your haha's, bro

so awesome when your cat sits down to watch tv with u but sometimes they get too locked in and you start to worry like idk if this is good for ur development little man