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Tim Yocum
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I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively.

✶ ✶ ✶ ✶, Urbs in Horto, etc.
Read this thread. Understand these conditions are common in American detention facilities. This is not just ICE nor just in the Trump era.

We should all reject inhumane treatment within the carceral system and support reform.
Court back in session for a restraining order hearing on the class action alleging inhumane conditions at the Broadview ICE facility.

Class rep Pablo Moreno González still on the stand for cross-examination by the govt's legal team.
How did he feel being held at Broadview, the plaintiff atty asks.

"Well I felt bad," Moreno González responds.

He says, at the atty's asking, that he understands he is a class rep and can serve to represent other people held at Broadview.

That's all the plaintiff atty has. Court taking a break.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I wrote the first version of this draft almost exactly a year ago, but I wasn’t ready.

I am now.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/27/t...
Texas Is a Lot More Queer Than You Think. I Am Too.
There are 1.8 million of us, and we’re not going anywhere.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Heads up #Chicago, looks like #ICE's #TROY helo is doing its dirty work today. Was circling west town earlier with transponder off; popped it on to head west to presumably refuel at DPA. It'll be back.

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October 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I take back anything I may have said about Tapper hitting Biden unfairly; he has written a book about the current administration and is on tour now.
Hello Cleveland! HELLO CLEVELAND!! Come say hi Thursday night — 👋🏻
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I’m not sure about these White House Ballroom renderings
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you are in line to receive your #NoKings paycheck, *stay in line*! George Soros has the autopen working as quickly as possible. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally someone has monetized asthmatics and I look forward to receiving what I’ll call “puffer payments” when I refill my inhalers.

Exciting times ahead!
Dr Oz: "Drugs for lung diseases are discounted massively. The president highlighted 650%. Significant discounts ... "
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
With weapon discipline and fitness standards this good, I don’t think the War of Southern Aggression is going to last too long.
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Many companies have social media policies for staff so that you don’t get ICs saying things that, while true, are so tone-deaf it makes the company look bad.

As Jay points out, we aren’t paying & so we can take it or leave it — but that is unlikely going to be the case forever.
if you post your content on _any_ serious social media site on the entire internet in 2025, there is going to be ai moderation used to moderate that content. if you don't want this, go and participate in mybb forum with 500 users.
*rubbing temples, rocking back and forth on the floor in the corner of the room*
ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderati
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Supremacy clause. Federalism.

Learn before mashing out another dumbass emoji-filled rageskeet about the obvious next steps blue-state governors should take if only they were as smart as you.

This post brought to you by fatigue.
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
An unacceptable escalation in a string of unacceptable escalations.

@durbin.senate.gov please help!
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I bet troops are already on the ground here in Chicago — a C130J came in to PWK (Chicago Exec Airport) in the suburbs today from North Carolina, and just left.

This airport occasionally receives aircraft like this to deliver troops to NAVSTA Great Lakes.
October 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I got Listenheimer’d by a coworker who does not follow me. Didn’t know they were here, either.

Small world. Love that vibe. Social networks that are…social, who knew!

(wish the list were complimentary, alas)
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when the scammer forgets to mask their call but remains undeterred
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
As they should be. I spent an insane amount of money on my kids’ first Disney trip. She’s young. There would be more — but now I’m considering how to reallocate vacation budget.

(She already calls DT a “human cybertruck” so we aren’t far from finding a clever name for Mickey et al)
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...
Submit a request – ABC
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September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On one hand, I can identify it by ear at a fairly long distance like I’m Radar O’Reilly (hi I’m genx) on the other hand could CPD have bought a quieter helicopter than a fucking Huey?
September 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is the look you have when you realize how far out of your depth you are. Don’t be that guy in your own life.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know I’m sleeping well tonight with our expert #FBI and #DHS counterterrorism leaders keeping us safe.
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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🚨NEW LOCATION: we will protest at MICHIGAN AVE & IDA B. WELLS DRIVE

**Please share widely to spread the word about this change**
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wasn’t speeding, officer, I was merely sidestepping norms.
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As @gregdoucette.bsky.social would say…

Cops are great.
August 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM