Tim Yocum
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Tim Yocum
@tky.io
I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively.

✶ ✶ ✶ ✶, Urbs in Horto, etc.
Meta Ray Bans probably recording for this agent’s personal enjoyment, and what appears to be a Templar Cross on the mag carrier. Yikes.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
the ladies love it
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Guess we all need hats now
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
introduce a progressive tax called the Ella French Plan
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
With weapon discipline and fitness standards this good, I don’t think the War of Southern Aggression is going to last too long.
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is not a great look. Pair that with the Blackhawk that’s sightseeing over the loop RIGHT NOW and I’d say perhaps it’s time for something more than camera phones and strongly worded skeets?
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pick an arm, kid, we have 77 more blends to go
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
when the scammer forgets to mask their call but remains undeterred
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m not proud
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
UM EXCUSE ME I AM HERE FOR THE 2026 CALENDAR
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is the look you have when you realize how far out of your depth you are. Don’t be that guy in your own life.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know I’m sleeping well tonight with our expert #FBI and #DHS counterterrorism leaders keeping us safe.
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In “not all news is bad” I am officially off my HOA board after serving nearly a dime.

Someone else can deal with the two neighborhood smack asses from here on out.
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm Corey's colleague and I'd like to augment Linda's already stellar bona fides
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It works! 👏👏
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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C’mon magic cheeseburger let me get the third check
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Happy National Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shinebox Day to all who celebrate.
June 12, 2023 at 2:32 AM