Tim Yocum
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Tim Yocum
@tky.io
I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively.

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Since it’s closed press I kinda hope Mamdani has one of those cool little spy kit pen recorders because you know the read on this meet from the WH is going to be bananas.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hopeful but unlikely twist: dem leadership already knows what’s in there and will use the manipulation or destruction of incriminating content as an irrefutable crime when they release in parallel.

It’s the cover-up that can nail people harder than the crimes themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reminds me of a woman taking a firearms safety course who asked if she could fire her shotgun through the front door if she felt “scared”

This is not as uncommon as you’d hope. The most heavily armed also seem to be the most easily frightened.
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Stop doing Chotiner’s job for him, man
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The way Democrats are operating lately, it wouldn’t surprise me if some of your colleagues in the Senate start lobbying for a full pardon and parade in her honor.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bullshit. You caved as an ineffective leader. You surrendered from a position of strength as you always do. I wonder why?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Durbin? He’s not running again. He’s throwing the country under the bus on his way out. As is Democrat tradition.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I guess this is the point in time where I reminisce about 2016 and think, “I guess we dodged a bullet” if you’re issuing such limp releases that telegraph weakness to everyone.

Let every yes vote be an indelible stain on their legacies and their name.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m beginning to question whether the MAGA voter or the elected Democrat are more gullible. It might be a draw.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Meta Ray Bans probably recording for this agent’s personal enjoyment, and what appears to be a Templar Cross on the mag carrier. Yikes.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
and on the weekends, Marion goes wild with black tea and seven walnuts
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have retroactively chosen last night’s lotto numbers and will spend my newfound fortune on dilaudid and valium to get through this shit
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thank god. First few weeks here felt like a high school model UN overnight. Utterly unquenchable, awkward thirst.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Regrettably I recognize this - it’s a vault lid, so it’ll be buried after the coffin is lowered into the bottom vault.
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How many times were you going to ask the same question that had already been answered?

I’d loved to have seen you ask some other questions about her experiences in Broadview, why she’s running after moving here so recently, what her objectives in office might be, and so on.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If it makes you feel (better|worse), if I run into you I will excitedly refer to you as the mature Camry Soren.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I guess paying their fans for years of disappointment wouldn’t work either since they’re only worth $8B and we’re talking generations of sadness here
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
As a Chicagoan, the funniest part is that he’s doing all these hand signals like he’s guiding a plane to the gate but…they’re on a one way street.

How much signaling do these people need to…drive forward?
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This random internet guy is ridiculously proud of you. What a beautiful, motivating, powerful piece!
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Amazing. Also had similar rejection over meds - thankfully my plan is out of CA which means I can demand an “independent medical review” by a doctor, not an insurance merc.

IMR overturned in 24hr.

The intervening 4 months of denied coverage was on my dime and won’t be reimbursed, ofc.

Good luck!
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t even know what warhammer is, but I’ll learn if you two want to talk to me about it. So yeah LFG
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
all it takes is a couple of listens to Ed’s podcast(s) to feel exhausted and fatigued; like listening to grandpa warn of the upcoming invasion of the tripods.

and the rub: I deeply agree with Zitron.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
maybe ten to twenty more turbines and chat gippity will be able to correctly draw a human hand. don’t lose faith so quickly!
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM