Ted Van Houten
@tjvanhouten.bsky.social
American Song Contest apologist. Probably better than you at pub trivia. Always asking for side plates at restaurants. Still holding out hope for a fifth season of For Love or Money 🏳️🌈
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Ted Van Houten
@tjvanhouten.bsky.social
· Mar 25
🇦🇱🇸🇮 NEW 🇧🇪 EPISODE 🇺🇦🇵🇱
We kick off our 2025 #Eurovision Review Season with #EurovisionSky poster @tjvanhouten.bsky.social to discuss the entries from Albania, Slovenia, Belgium, Ukraine, and Poland. www.eurowhat.com/261
We kick off our 2025 #Eurovision Review Season with #EurovisionSky poster @tjvanhouten.bsky.social to discuss the entries from Albania, Slovenia, Belgium, Ukraine, and Poland. www.eurowhat.com/261
FOR TO LISTEN
I had a great time on @eurowhat.bsky.social this week talking 🇦🇱🇸🇮🇧🇪🇺🇦🇵🇱 with @rubegoldberg.me and @benmsmith.com
Also how many Survivor references can I make in this episode, and will any of them be canceled by a hidden immunity idol? Tune in!
I had a great time on @eurowhat.bsky.social this week talking 🇦🇱🇸🇮🇧🇪🇺🇦🇵🇱 with @rubegoldberg.me and @benmsmith.com
Also how many Survivor references can I make in this episode, and will any of them be canceled by a hidden immunity idol? Tune in!
we’ve reached the time of the night when one explains Sniffies to the straights
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
we’ve reached the time of the night when one explains Sniffies to the straights
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
currently drinking a $300 2004 Châteauneuf-du-Pape 🍷
get your single friends to date wine distributors and this can be your life too
get your single friends to date wine distributors and this can be your life too
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
currently drinking a $300 2004 Châteauneuf-du-Pape 🍷
get your single friends to date wine distributors and this can be your life too
get your single friends to date wine distributors and this can be your life too
the dog show announcer “she bred my dog!"
excuse me tmi
excuse me tmi
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the dog show announcer “she bred my dog!"
excuse me tmi
excuse me tmi
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
anybody else listening to Turkish Eurovision songs while they do Thanksgiving prep?
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
anybody else listening to Turkish Eurovision songs while they do Thanksgiving prep?
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
Anti-Italian racism strikes again 😔😔
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Anti-Italian racism strikes again 😔😔
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Tonight’s pub trivia song requests:
🧓🏽 Hilary Duff - Mature
😄 Robyn - Dopamine
🦃 Sertab Erener - Every Way That I Can
🍯 Mariah Carey - Honey
🤔 Dadi Freyr - Think About Things
🍖 Kelis - Jerk Ribs
🧓🏽 Hilary Duff - Mature
😄 Robyn - Dopamine
🦃 Sertab Erener - Every Way That I Can
🍯 Mariah Carey - Honey
🤔 Dadi Freyr - Think About Things
🍖 Kelis - Jerk Ribs
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tonight’s pub trivia song requests:
🧓🏽 Hilary Duff - Mature
😄 Robyn - Dopamine
🦃 Sertab Erener - Every Way That I Can
🍯 Mariah Carey - Honey
🤔 Dadi Freyr - Think About Things
🍖 Kelis - Jerk Ribs
🧓🏽 Hilary Duff - Mature
😄 Robyn - Dopamine
🦃 Sertab Erener - Every Way That I Can
🍯 Mariah Carey - Honey
🤔 Dadi Freyr - Think About Things
🍖 Kelis - Jerk Ribs
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Score: 88.3 | Rank: 807/8,761
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 90.8% of #geogridgame players!
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geogridgame.com
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Score: 88.3 | Rank: 807/8,761
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 90.8% of #geogridgame players!
Board #598 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
GeoGrid - Test Your Geography Knowledge with Daily Puzzles!
GeoGrid - Play GeoGrid, a daily trivia game to test your geography knowledge! Challenge yourself with fun quizzes and trivia, and explore world geography.
geogridgame.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Score: 88.3 | Rank: 807/8,761
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 90.8% of #geogridgame players!
Board #598 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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Score: 88.3 | Rank: 807/8,761
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 90.8% of #geogridgame players!
Board #598 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
finding out you won your @learnedleague.com match when you expected to lose hits different at 1:30 AM when you’re at the gay bar with your boys
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
finding out you won your @learnedleague.com match when you expected to lose hits different at 1:30 AM when you’re at the gay bar with your boys
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Score: 70.1 | Rank: 464/9,210
Legendary Hunter 💎 | ★★
I found 3 legendary squares in #geogridgame today!
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geogridgame.com
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Score: 70.1 | Rank: 464/9,210
Legendary Hunter 💎 | ★★
I found 3 legendary squares in #geogridgame today!
Board #594 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
GeoGrid - Test Your Geography Knowledge with Daily Puzzles!
GeoGrid - Play GeoGrid, a daily trivia game to test your geography knowledge! Challenge yourself with fun quizzes and trivia, and explore world geography.
geogridgame.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Score: 70.1 | Rank: 464/9,210
Legendary Hunter 💎 | ★★
I found 3 legendary squares in #geogridgame today!
Board #594 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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Score: 70.1 | Rank: 464/9,210
Legendary Hunter 💎 | ★★
I found 3 legendary squares in #geogridgame today!
Board #594 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
Reposted by Ted Van Houten
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea