Ted Van Houten
@tjvanhouten.bsky.social
American Song Contest apologist. Probably better than you at pub trivia. Always asking for side plates at restaurants. Still holding out hope for a fifth season of For Love or Money 🏳️🌈
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apparently lactation cookies are also a thing 🆒
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
apparently lactation cookies are also a thing 🆒
so Kuznetsova and Delpo have to come back for another All Stars season
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
so Kuznetsova and Delpo have to come back for another All Stars season
omg that interval act
next time someone asks me why Australia is in Eurovision, my answer will be "because they wrote a song that rhymes Albania with genitalia"
next time someone asks me why Australia is in Eurovision, my answer will be "because they wrote a song that rhymes Albania with genitalia"
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
omg that interval act
next time someone asks me why Australia is in Eurovision, my answer will be "because they wrote a song that rhymes Albania with genitalia"
next time someone asks me why Australia is in Eurovision, my answer will be "because they wrote a song that rhymes Albania with genitalia"
your mom told me to find out if you wanted the pasta primavera or the butternut squash curry for Thursday night dinner
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
your mom told me to find out if you wanted the pasta primavera or the butternut squash curry for Thursday night dinner
worse
I’d tell you but the answer isn’t safe for polite company
I’d tell you but the answer isn’t safe for polite company
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
worse
I’d tell you but the answer isn’t safe for polite company
I’d tell you but the answer isn’t safe for polite company
