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Christine
@tine-b.bsky.social
Regular person, Buffy fanatic
Watching people we meet on vacation and while I’m having fun and crying a lot, there’s no way a woman who looks like that gets left alone on a dance floor wearing a dress like that.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The organ version of time of the season (one of my favorite songs) being played at the flyers game fuckin WORKS, BABE
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Rf kuang, the only writer who can bring up Orpheus these days without pissing me off
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I just made bookshelves from scratch!!! A project that has taken me forever mostly because I don’t understand what my voltage-sensor thing is telling me and I was scared.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The number of times I have tried to explain to my dog that if you want to get UNDER the blanket you can’t stand ON TOP of the blanket….
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
“Every time you go in the bedroom it’s like a coin flip”
“I was gonna say you should have one!”
“🤯🤯🤯🩷🩷🩷”

Angels!
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Would looooove to not be the most annoying person in the world. Unfortunately,
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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these three ghosts could've been an email
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a rivalry can be even deadlier if you heat it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The HR finale airs on my birthday, god is real and she loves me
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
BEFORE Shane got hit I was already yelling “how is this episode still happening to me!!!”
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Lmao why in the world would I wanna hear a fucking thing from Erika kirk
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Forgot a hair tie at the gym and Amanda Bynes is a LIAR
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Into every generation, a rivalry is heated
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Looking for a shorter hairstyle and every internet suggestion is like “have you considered BANGS?????” And it’s just like what if I was in crisis you know?
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
VE Schwab is like yeah we’re tormented by great ancients beyond our understanding but we’re also young and contemporary and like, fun
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sorry caught stealing is just a white dude spinning out while the POC around him die
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thrilled to report Peter calling Josh “this Bon Iver wannabe” is still my favorite part of to all the boys
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion.

In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose 29%.

(Published May)
Why Hospital Policies Matter in States That Ban Abortion
Our first-of-its-kind data analysis found that a seismic split emerged in how medical institutions in Texas' two largest metro areas, Houston and Dallas, treated miscarrying patients — and in their ou...
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Romm-Commers…………written for me specifically. I’m all in.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM