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Literally shaking the bars of my cell
September 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Literally shaking the bars of my cell
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Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
There’s a strange comfort in being the only person I know that unironically uses the word ‘lout’ in the year of our lord 2025.
June 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
There’s a strange comfort in being the only person I know that unironically uses the word ‘lout’ in the year of our lord 2025.
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History Of Spring Break In The U.S.
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March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
History Of Spring Break In The U.S.
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Not having to wear masks is the essence of American freedom. Here’s why my agents cover their faces while kidnapping students on college campuses.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
March 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not having to wear masks is the essence of American freedom. Here’s why my agents cover their faces while kidnapping students on college campuses.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
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the cherry on top of posts that own elon musk is you know he's hopping mad, like yosemite sam looney tunes smoke blowing out of his ears
March 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the cherry on top of posts that own elon musk is you know he's hopping mad, like yosemite sam looney tunes smoke blowing out of his ears
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The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals panel denied the Trump administration's push to restart deportations of alleged gang members under a rarely used wartime authority known as the Alien Enemies Act.
Appeals court sides with judge who blocked deportations under wartime authority
The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals panel denied the Trump administration's push to restart deportations of alleged gang members under a rarely used wartime authority known as the Alien Enemies Act.
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March 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals panel denied the Trump administration's push to restart deportations of alleged gang members under a rarely used wartime authority known as the Alien Enemies Act.
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I hate that getting dudes on the street to leave me alone means telling them I have a husband because I know saying I'm a lesbian doesn't work.
They'll respect an imaginary man they've never met before they'll ever respect a woman.
They'll respect an imaginary man they've never met before they'll ever respect a woman.
March 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I hate that getting dudes on the street to leave me alone means telling them I have a husband because I know saying I'm a lesbian doesn't work.
They'll respect an imaginary man they've never met before they'll ever respect a woman.
They'll respect an imaginary man they've never met before they'll ever respect a woman.
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If the Democrats don’t make an absolute buffet out of this group chat national security scandal, primary each and every one of them. It’s literally on a silver platter.
March 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If the Democrats don’t make an absolute buffet out of this group chat national security scandal, primary each and every one of them. It’s literally on a silver platter.
Reading back some character concepts and tbh, they feel like cries for help.
March 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Reading back some character concepts and tbh, they feel like cries for help.
I’m this close to running RotFM for myself 🙏
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m this close to running RotFM for myself 🙏
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Luvart's Heartbreak
March 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Luvart's Heartbreak
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tonight i saw a guy passed out in the passenger's seat of those driverless taxis, with his head literally in between his knees completely passed out. but for one glorious second i thought, "this dude got a driverless car so he could suck his own dick"
March 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
tonight i saw a guy passed out in the passenger's seat of those driverless taxis, with his head literally in between his knees completely passed out. but for one glorious second i thought, "this dude got a driverless car so he could suck his own dick"
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Dangerous Crush
March 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dangerous Crush
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Who has the best team?
March 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Who has the best team?
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This week, we’re heading deep into the jungle and straight into the jaws of a giant snake and while the snake is huge it’s still not as big as Jon Voight’s choices. We watched ANACONDA. Episode coming Friday
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This week, we’re heading deep into the jungle and straight into the jaws of a giant snake and while the snake is huge it’s still not as big as Jon Voight’s choices. We watched ANACONDA. Episode coming Friday
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Saw this outside and been muttering Gentle Procedures Vasectomy Clinic to myself so much I’m worried I’m not enjoying Vasectomy Tuesdays as much as I should
March 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Saw this outside and been muttering Gentle Procedures Vasectomy Clinic to myself so much I’m worried I’m not enjoying Vasectomy Tuesdays as much as I should
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Bite the Demon
March 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bite the Demon
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new edit up - here's the time i streamed until I flipped tails ten times in a row. If I flipped HEADS ten times in a row, the number went up by one. i felt all-consuming dread in the lead-up to this stream youtu.be/qpwsrMgzG1c
Can I flip ten tails in a row BEFORE ten heads ruins my life?
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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March 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
new edit up - here's the time i streamed until I flipped tails ten times in a row. If I flipped HEADS ten times in a row, the number went up by one. i felt all-consuming dread in the lead-up to this stream youtu.be/qpwsrMgzG1c
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March 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM