timmmmmmmmmmmm
@timcattlin.bsky.social
Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here.
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
I may have mentioned yesterday that I fell and buggered my knee up. Made the mistake of mentioning my tumble on FB.
My friends are complete arseholes.
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My friends are complete arseholes.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I may have mentioned yesterday that I fell and buggered my knee up. Made the mistake of mentioning my tumble on FB.
My friends are complete arseholes.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1C8x...
My friends are complete arseholes.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1C8x...
Over at #4's house. Said I'd go for a walk and fetch a sandwich. Had a fall. Buggered my left knee up so, as we're in Mrs C's manual Juke and not my auto Beemer, that's her driving back.
Fuck me, it hurts when I bend it.
Fuck me, it hurts when I bend it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Over at #4's house. Said I'd go for a walk and fetch a sandwich. Had a fall. Buggered my left knee up so, as we're in Mrs C's manual Juke and not my auto Beemer, that's her driving back.
Fuck me, it hurts when I bend it.
Fuck me, it hurts when I bend it.
FB algorithm working quite well today...
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
FB algorithm working quite well today...
Just found out that....
We're off to see the little guy again tomorrow! ❤️
We're off to see the little guy again tomorrow! ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just found out that....
We're off to see the little guy again tomorrow! ❤️
We're off to see the little guy again tomorrow! ❤️
Hmm, there's been a few changes and a couple of surprises here...
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hmm, there's been a few changes and a couple of surprises here...
Greggs Festive Bakes have landed, chaps. 👍
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Greggs Festive Bakes have landed, chaps. 👍
Oi, @xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social - you OK mate? xx
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Oi, @xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social - you OK mate? xx
Ey up, gang. How are we doing?
Anyway, here's a photo taken at a festival I went to recently. Or... is it?
Anyway, here's a photo taken at a festival I went to recently. Or... is it?
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ey up, gang. How are we doing?
Anyway, here's a photo taken at a festival I went to recently. Or... is it?
Anyway, here's a photo taken at a festival I went to recently. Or... is it?
It's been OK in here today, hasn't it?
Night. xx
Night. xx
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's been OK in here today, hasn't it?
Night. xx
Night. xx
Throwback to when I peaked on social media.
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Throwback to when I peaked on social media.
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So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
Realised I groan every time I sit down on the sofa.
And when getting up.
I'm so fucking old.
And when getting up.
I'm so fucking old.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Realised I groan every time I sit down on the sofa.
And when getting up.
I'm so fucking old.
And when getting up.
I'm so fucking old.
Morning gang.
This mornings amusement comes from the village Facebook group. The village is technically two in one, an upper one (where I live) and another about 1/2 mile down the hill.
Lower one had one shop, a tiny post office that closed last year. The premises is reopening as...
This mornings amusement comes from the village Facebook group. The village is technically two in one, an upper one (where I live) and another about 1/2 mile down the hill.
Lower one had one shop, a tiny post office that closed last year. The premises is reopening as...
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Morning gang.
This mornings amusement comes from the village Facebook group. The village is technically two in one, an upper one (where I live) and another about 1/2 mile down the hill.
Lower one had one shop, a tiny post office that closed last year. The premises is reopening as...
This mornings amusement comes from the village Facebook group. The village is technically two in one, an upper one (where I live) and another about 1/2 mile down the hill.
Lower one had one shop, a tiny post office that closed last year. The premises is reopening as...
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
5:30 airport run.
I've got the shits.
Did 2 hours work.
Shits continued
Calendar informed me of a client call 20 minutes after it was scheduled to start.
Another client got snotty with me.
Cleaned the house.
Finally sat down with a coffee and spilt it all over me.
How's your Friday going?
I've got the shits.
Did 2 hours work.
Shits continued
Calendar informed me of a client call 20 minutes after it was scheduled to start.
Another client got snotty with me.
Cleaned the house.
Finally sat down with a coffee and spilt it all over me.
How's your Friday going?
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
5:30 airport run.
I've got the shits.
Did 2 hours work.
Shits continued
Calendar informed me of a client call 20 minutes after it was scheduled to start.
Another client got snotty with me.
Cleaned the house.
Finally sat down with a coffee and spilt it all over me.
How's your Friday going?
I've got the shits.
Did 2 hours work.
Shits continued
Calendar informed me of a client call 20 minutes after it was scheduled to start.
Another client got snotty with me.
Cleaned the house.
Finally sat down with a coffee and spilt it all over me.
How's your Friday going?
Done the airport run.
Back in bed. Feel crap but I've a client deadline today and those 1200 words ain't going to write themselves...
Back in bed. Feel crap but I've a client deadline today and those 1200 words ain't going to write themselves...
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Done the airport run.
Back in bed. Feel crap but I've a client deadline today and those 1200 words ain't going to write themselves...
Back in bed. Feel crap but I've a client deadline today and those 1200 words ain't going to write themselves...
Had some awful nights sleep this last week so, with a busy Friday in prospect I need some decent kip tonight.
Oh, so I agreed a 5:30am airport run, did I? 😢
Oh, so I agreed a 5:30am airport run, did I? 😢
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had some awful nights sleep this last week so, with a busy Friday in prospect I need some decent kip tonight.
Oh, so I agreed a 5:30am airport run, did I? 😢
Oh, so I agreed a 5:30am airport run, did I? 😢
Deleted the baby pic because I forgot about security on here. 😡
ICYMI, it's on my FB if I've got you on there.
ICYMI, it's on my FB if I've got you on there.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Deleted the baby pic because I forgot about security on here. 😡
ICYMI, it's on my FB if I've got you on there.
ICYMI, it's on my FB if I've got you on there.
This...
We all like a bit of rude, don't we?
We all like a bit of rude, don't we?
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November 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This...
We all like a bit of rude, don't we?
We all like a bit of rude, don't we?
@bex2482.bsky.social Thought you might appreciate my new handle. 😉
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@bex2482.bsky.social Thought you might appreciate my new handle. 😉
Just stumbled across this again. My four, on a beach in Southern Ireland in, I think 1996.
L2R, #4 (that's just had a baby), #3, #1 (mum of the 5yo and 7yo) and #2 who got married this year.
Absolutely adore this. ❤️
L2R, #4 (that's just had a baby), #3, #1 (mum of the 5yo and 7yo) and #2 who got married this year.
Absolutely adore this. ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just stumbled across this again. My four, on a beach in Southern Ireland in, I think 1996.
L2R, #4 (that's just had a baby), #3, #1 (mum of the 5yo and 7yo) and #2 who got married this year.
Absolutely adore this. ❤️
L2R, #4 (that's just had a baby), #3, #1 (mum of the 5yo and 7yo) and #2 who got married this year.
Absolutely adore this. ❤️
I'm sure there's a few of my mates AWOL today from here but not sure exactly who... 🤔
Probably got lives. I ought to get one.
Probably got lives. I ought to get one.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm sure there's a few of my mates AWOL today from here but not sure exactly who... 🤔
Probably got lives. I ought to get one.
Probably got lives. I ought to get one.
Good times: Just raised a nice, meaty invoice to a client.
Bad times: Just ringfenced a sum equivalent to 19% of aforesaid invoice value for bastard corporation tax.
😡
Bad times: Just ringfenced a sum equivalent to 19% of aforesaid invoice value for bastard corporation tax.
😡
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Good times: Just raised a nice, meaty invoice to a client.
Bad times: Just ringfenced a sum equivalent to 19% of aforesaid invoice value for bastard corporation tax.
😡
Bad times: Just ringfenced a sum equivalent to 19% of aforesaid invoice value for bastard corporation tax.
😡