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@timcattlin.bsky.social
Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here.
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
Thank you, mate x
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thank you, mate x
Ish, see my reply to Rebecca. Thanks for asking xx
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Ish, see my reply to Rebecca. Thanks for asking xx
He had a fall in a shop but the lady that cleans for him was with him (retired A&E nurse). Badly cut elbow and a head cut, she called his GP who suggested A&E. Bleeding stopped, no sign of concussion and he's at the docs tomorrow anyway to have another old wound treated .
Ta for asking xx
Ta for asking xx
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He had a fall in a shop but the lady that cleans for him was with him (retired A&E nurse). Badly cut elbow and a head cut, she called his GP who suggested A&E. Bleeding stopped, no sign of concussion and he's at the docs tomorrow anyway to have another old wound treated .
Ta for asking xx
Ta for asking xx
He's got dementia as I think you know and he was such hard work. Kept (politely tbf) asking reception staff how long he would have to wait. The place was rammed.
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
He's got dementia as I think you know and he was such hard work. Kept (politely tbf) asking reception staff how long he would have to wait. The place was rammed.
Been sat since late afternoon with dad waiting in A&E.
4 hours with no sign of being seen was enough for him. Insisted on me taking him home.
Had better evenings.
4 hours with no sign of being seen was enough for him. Insisted on me taking him home.
Had better evenings.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Been sat since late afternoon with dad waiting in A&E.
4 hours with no sign of being seen was enough for him. Insisted on me taking him home.
Had better evenings.
4 hours with no sign of being seen was enough for him. Insisted on me taking him home.
Had better evenings.
I SAW THE PHOTO AND MISSED THE FILTH. 😡
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I SAW THE PHOTO AND MISSED THE FILTH. 😡
Only me that zoomed in hoping it was a Smeg, then.
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Only me that zoomed in hoping it was a Smeg, then.
I want to visit your secret room.
Not a euphemism before you filthy lot start
Not a euphemism before you filthy lot start
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I want to visit your secret room.
Not a euphemism before you filthy lot start
Not a euphemism before you filthy lot start
Bonk is one of those words that has slipped out of everyday use but still makes me chuckle.
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Bonk is one of those words that has slipped out of everyday use but still makes me chuckle.
Love Frieda. I'm just reading her latest, Dear Debbie. It's got me totally gripped.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Love Frieda. I'm just reading her latest, Dear Debbie. It's got me totally gripped.
Cool story...
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MINDLES?
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MINDLES?
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Cool story...
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MINDLES?
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MINDLES?
Just smashed my hip into the bedroom door handle in the dark if you were wondering how my morning was going.
Fuck me, it hurts.
Fuck me, it hurts.
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Just smashed my hip into the bedroom door handle in the dark if you were wondering how my morning was going.
Fuck me, it hurts.
Fuck me, it hurts.
Thank you! There's quite a lot you can't see, it's the best bit of our house!
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Thank you! There's quite a lot you can't see, it's the best bit of our house!
That got broken a couple of years ago, I was gutted!
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 AM
That got broken a couple of years ago, I was gutted!
Throwback to when the 7yo was a 2yo and decided to arrange some random mugs...
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Throwback to when the 7yo was a 2yo and decided to arrange some random mugs...
I've literally only reversed it onto the drive - hopefully will get out in it in the next day or so.
Apparently, it's a bit quirky in places and the cab materials are a bit on the cheap side. If I remember, I'll get you a link when it's written, it'll be going on my clients website eventually .
Apparently, it's a bit quirky in places and the cab materials are a bit on the cheap side. If I remember, I'll get you a link when it's written, it'll be going on my clients website eventually .
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I've literally only reversed it onto the drive - hopefully will get out in it in the next day or so.
Apparently, it's a bit quirky in places and the cab materials are a bit on the cheap side. If I remember, I'll get you a link when it's written, it'll be going on my clients website eventually .
Apparently, it's a bit quirky in places and the cab materials are a bit on the cheap side. If I remember, I'll get you a link when it's written, it'll be going on my clients website eventually .
Yep, I can see that.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Yep, I can see that.
It's a Farizon - a new Chinese brand. It's electric.
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's a Farizon - a new Chinese brand. It's electric.
OK.
Well...
I was going to ask if you'd bruised your knees in the process...
I'm sorry. ☹️ xx
Well...
I was going to ask if you'd bruised your knees in the process...
I'm sorry. ☹️ xx
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
OK.
Well...
I was going to ask if you'd bruised your knees in the process...
I'm sorry. ☹️ xx
Well...
I was going to ask if you'd bruised your knees in the process...
I'm sorry. ☹️ xx
I've such a mean reply to this but you're never mean to me so I'll keep it to myself . 😂☹️
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've such a mean reply to this but you're never mean to me so I'll keep it to myself . 😂☹️
Booked the car in to have front and rear dashcams fitted because I occasionally have to drive through Bradford...
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Booked the car in to have front and rear dashcams fitted because I occasionally have to drive through Bradford...
Well, I think I'm ok! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Well, I think I'm ok! 😊