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Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here.

'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
No, I fell off a curb looking behind me as a car scraped a school gate.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My lad and his new wife have just booked a 3 week tour of Japan in March (belated honeymoon). Not sure I'm too keen myself but, I'd give it a go!
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'd post a photo but BS would probably label it as p*rn.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Rapid progress today. 👍
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Lot's better, thanks for asking!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
homer simpson is standing in a grassy field
ALT: homer simpson is standing in a grassy field
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November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Have a fabulous time!
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Premature ejaculation is a serious issue for some, but for sufferers to be called 'two pump chumps' is just horrible. Imagine the outcry if a man used a similar term against a woman. 😡
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wtf?

Is there a minor injuries drop in clinic anywhere near you?
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The guy on the right looks just like Jim, a character in Coronation Street.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Likewise, no better, but no worse which is a relief.

What are we like? 😂😢
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Dunno.

It'll have to sort itself out as I don't do medics.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Bloody hell. 😩
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I've injured my knee too!

We're injury twins x
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Fiesty one today, innit?
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Hello mate!
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Is it because there are new replies?
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just drove to the airport to pick up Mr and Mrs #2 . Thought it was going OK until I tried to get out of the car. Fuck me, that nipped.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tea, Laura. Tea. 😡
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Airport run first...
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fucking hurts. Managed to do the 1 hour drive back though.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM