Tim
timc.eu
Tim
@timc.eu
CMO, e-commerce, brand builder, data storyteller, nerd, dad, husband and other labels
Just make sure your product has 0 costs to create, deliver & support. And you’ll be juuuuuuuuuust fine
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Per @caseynewton.bsky.social and Platformer:

Meta expects 1 Billion in fines for clear SPAM ads, but these ads generate 7 Billion in revenue each year.

Meta “allows” 135M (with M) to be taken down, to not impact revenue.

96% of SPAM reports are ignored.

The EU needs to kick this company out.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why do we fall?

So that we can learn to pick ourselves up again.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got on.

It was the best dark ride I have ever been on.
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Third attempt to get on this thing. Fingers crossed it keeps operating. #DanseMacabre #Efteling
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Third attempt to get on this thing. Fingers crossed it keeps operating. #DanseMacabre #Efteling
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There was a time I thought Dick Cheney was the most vile politician of our time.

I have since been proven wrong.

Anyway he’s dead now. Good riddance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Truth
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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One year ago
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My wife: I packed our bags but I didn’t exaggerate.

Narrator: she, in fact, did exaggerate
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Claude post has angered the AI bros on LinkedIn
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
You never have this problem with human copywriters. Just sayin’
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Quote for the week:

“Everyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac!”
— George Carlin
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just in case anyone in the EU, mostly Berlin, needs a reminder.

Here’s how the Chinese play this game:

Orange man increases tariffs.

- Nothing

Orange man caves

- Success
October 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My “I’m getting too entitled” warning sign is seriously disliking light sparkling water.

I mean why would anyone order that let alone drink… never mind. I’m getting too entitled.
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
From the LinkedIn comment section:

The original Post: no one would buy a HolidayInn shoe, but everyone would stay at a Nike hotel.

Commenter: what about a slipper?
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stop forcing assumed preferences. Let me edit my profile in the algorithm. I promise I know myself better than your model does. I like 80’s music. I just don’t want it pushed on me. Too many personalization systems decide for you. Give me a choice to weigh your decisions.
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This wasn't the AppleTV announcement I was hoping for
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank fuck the algorithm can still serve them red pill/suicide/anorexic idolation.

As long as my kids are saved from seeing their favourite artist sipping from a drink can.

We need to desilicon-valley our societies.
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Oatmeal with a fantastic cartoon essay on why AI art is soulless slop.

"Someone once told me that art is like emotional nutrition. …Consuming AI art is like eating styrofoam. It wasn't made with all the pain and joy that goes into actual creation.”

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Seems about right
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why do companies keep shooting themselves in the foot by showing lower prices than they have available?

Take this example from a hotel room that has the word “from” carrying a lot of weight.

The actual price: 158.21.
October 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you’re really quiet, and listen very carefully… You can hear millions of European marketers breath a sigh of relief that the first week of autumn has brought autumn weather.
September 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Adobe once wallpapered a conference centre with the names of their products, randomly highlighting the word "experience". Not a great choice when some of your products do analytics, and when the wallpaper cuts off in the middle of words.
December 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
This is my mood of the day

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September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM