Tim
timc.eu
Tim
@timc.eu
CMO, e-commerce, brand builder, data storyteller, nerd, dad, husband and other labels
Just make sure your product has 0 costs to create, deliver & support. And you’ll be juuuuuuuuuust fine
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Third attempt to get on this thing. Fingers crossed it keeps operating. #DanseMacabre #Efteling
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You never have this problem with human copywriters. Just sayin’
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Stop forcing assumed preferences. Let me edit my profile in the algorithm. I promise I know myself better than your model does. I like 80’s music. I just don’t want it pushed on me. Too many personalization systems decide for you. Give me a choice to weigh your decisions.
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This wasn't the AppleTV announcement I was hoping for
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank fuck the algorithm can still serve them red pill/suicide/anorexic idolation.

As long as my kids are saved from seeing their favourite artist sipping from a drink can.

We need to desilicon-valley our societies.
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Seems about right
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why do companies keep shooting themselves in the foot by showing lower prices than they have available?

Take this example from a hotel room that has the word “from” carrying a lot of weight.

The actual price: 158.21.
October 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Can you find the search bar?
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Somewhere, somehow in the most design focused company that has ever been known to man… someone said:

“What does ‘About program name’ really mean? Better add an i icon before it”
September 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you take one of these I have some bad news for you
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pro ⟷ Image Playground…

And here I was thinking Apple was going to screw up Pixelmator…
July 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Fuckwits gonna fuckwit
Snowflakes gonna snowflake
June 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Are you all thinking what I’m thinking?

Cage fight time!
June 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sometimes being stuck on the dumb dumb timeline can be extremely entertaining.

Most of the time it sucks though. But the occasional gems…
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just hook it up to my veins!
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In Collateral (2004), Tom Cruise gets shot in the ear and starts bleeding everywhere.

Which, according to 2004 science, made total sense.

It’s only in the last 11 months that have we learned the truth: ears are bloodless.
June 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Beyond parody
May 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s almost as if giving unchecked loans to people to buy random shit they can’t afford to pay, was a bad idea.

Shocker.
May 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
No-one:

Guy on Reddit: Why is software better after two extra years of development????
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Only the biggest brain visionaries would have been able to predict this last year.
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"Be cool" is the new "Trust me bro"
April 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Puts “Dark side of the moon” on his AirPods and puts his goggles on.
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
And they say romance is dead
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This being rated the second most difficult connection of the day says all you need to know about Americas culture
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM