King Tim 🍍 (he/him)
@tim-ayyy.bsky.social
Science fan. Piña Colada fan. Hot dog fan. Clemson fan. Steelers fan.
I know the NBA is rigged because I never heard about LeBrons 10pt streak until a week before he lost it. Sports books were trying to make everyone bet on it because they knew he was gonna lose it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I know the NBA is rigged because I never heard about LeBrons 10pt streak until a week before he lost it. Sports books were trying to make everyone bet on it because they knew he was gonna lose it.
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"The science behind the seven-day chili dog cleanse is irrefutable."
Purify Your System with the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse
Juice fasts, raw foods cleansing, water-only detox—you’ve probably tried them all by now. Fads like these promise to leave you feeling rejuvenated,...
buff.ly
August 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"The science behind the seven-day chili dog cleanse is irrefutable."
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Sometimes I have issues with this country, but I just got a free hotdog outside of home depot. So it's not all bad
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sometimes I have issues with this country, but I just got a free hotdog outside of home depot. So it's not all bad
The only way to beat bad guys with podcasts is with good guys with podcasts
April 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The only way to beat bad guys with podcasts is with good guys with podcasts
Thinking about 3 hotdogs, being at a baseball game, and like 12 light beers
March 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thinking about 3 hotdogs, being at a baseball game, and like 12 light beers
Irrationally exited about my zoom meetings today because I get to use my sick new Bluetooth headset that work paid for.
February 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Irrationally exited about my zoom meetings today because I get to use my sick new Bluetooth headset that work paid for.
@tommysiegel.bsky.social
My cat, Carrot, seems to really enjoy your book.
I haven't had the chance to read it yet, but I'm excited to crack it open once he's finished.
My cat, Carrot, seems to really enjoy your book.
I haven't had the chance to read it yet, but I'm excited to crack it open once he's finished.
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@tommysiegel.bsky.social
My cat, Carrot, seems to really enjoy your book.
I haven't had the chance to read it yet, but I'm excited to crack it open once he's finished.
My cat, Carrot, seems to really enjoy your book.
I haven't had the chance to read it yet, but I'm excited to crack it open once he's finished.
Thinking about Ed Balls day
February 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Thinking about Ed Balls day
Me being in a blue state that's geographically to far away to participate in the "our State is going to join Canada" discourse.
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me being in a blue state that's geographically to far away to participate in the "our State is going to join Canada" discourse.
Wait is January 32nd? What the fuck?
February 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wait is January 32nd? What the fuck?
One of my favorite breweries is closing.
This is the only brewery where I was allowed to 1. Take a shot of with a hotdog in it and 2. Barter for a pint of beer with a bottle of mustard.
You will be missed.
www.denverpost.com/2025/01/28/g...
This is the only brewery where I was allowed to 1. Take a shot of with a hotdog in it and 2. Barter for a pint of beer with a bottle of mustard.
You will be missed.
www.denverpost.com/2025/01/28/g...
Another Colorado brewery will soon close, leaving this mountain town near Denver with only one beer-maker left
The number of breweries in Georgetown will soon dwindle from two to just one.
www.denverpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One of my favorite breweries is closing.
This is the only brewery where I was allowed to 1. Take a shot of with a hotdog in it and 2. Barter for a pint of beer with a bottle of mustard.
You will be missed.
www.denverpost.com/2025/01/28/g...
This is the only brewery where I was allowed to 1. Take a shot of with a hotdog in it and 2. Barter for a pint of beer with a bottle of mustard.
You will be missed.
www.denverpost.com/2025/01/28/g...
He IS the instrument
An interesting fact about the band ZZ Top is that their singer Frank Instrument is the only member who didn’t play an instrument
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
He IS the instrument
Another day of work? But I just did that yesterday
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Another day of work? But I just did that yesterday
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We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.
Where all the people goofin off on here? I'm coming over from Twitter and trying to find people to follow. Looking mostly for like Tumblr era shit posts
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Where all the people goofin off on here? I'm coming over from Twitter and trying to find people to follow. Looking mostly for like Tumblr era shit posts
Big fan of yapping. Dm me to be on your podcast
November 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Big fan of yapping. Dm me to be on your podcast