TikiHymnologist
@tikihymnologist.bsky.social
I post about movies, music, video games, and sports. Healthy balance, I guess. Bad Vibes Only.
He can’t even believe how bad he’s destroying the Yankees
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He can’t even believe how bad he’s destroying the Yankees
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Fix your hearts or die
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fix your hearts or die
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WES ANDERSON'S NEW NIGHTMARE is on 35mm next weekend at Nitehawk Williamsburg in our October series THE FINAL GIRL EXTRAVAGANA
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WES ANDERSON'S NEW NIGHTMARE is on 35mm next weekend at Nitehawk Williamsburg in our October series THE FINAL GIRL EXTRAVAGANA
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Customer: DORITO FURITO LAYS
DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU
Verdict: DENIED
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Customer: DORITO FURITO LAYS
DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU
Verdict: DENIED
@aprilciate.bsky.social youtu.be/P7s7qQqxM2k?... found this 12” the other day. First thought was “maybe it’s about the actor” but that chorus is pure Go-Betweens.
The Becketts - Me and Robert Forster EP
YouTube video by goldentony111
youtu.be
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@aprilciate.bsky.social youtu.be/P7s7qQqxM2k?... found this 12” the other day. First thought was “maybe it’s about the actor” but that chorus is pure Go-Betweens.
Picked a good day to go to the record store
September 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Picked a good day to go to the record store
If he had watched the new Final Destination movie he would have known better.
New York police said the 61-year-old man was wearing a large metal chain that caused him to be "drawn into the machine." The FDA warns that MRI scan create a "strong, static magnetic field."
Police are investigating a man's death after he was pulled into MRI machine
New York police said the 61-year-old man was wearing a large metal chain that caused him to be "drawn into the machine." The FDA warns that MRI scan create a "strong, static magnetic field."
n.pr
July 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If he had watched the new Final Destination movie he would have known better.
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Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.
June 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.
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I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
June 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
How long before Trump declares marshall(sic) law?
June 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How long before Trump declares marshall(sic) law?
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making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
May 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
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@grok (audible gasp)
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@grok (audible gasp)
That’s not rain. We are having a dust storm in Chicago.
May 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That’s not rain. We are having a dust storm in Chicago.
Artists rendering of the show.
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Artists rendering of the show.
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
Reading this like I have no knowledge of a president named Garfield
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
May 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reading this like I have no knowledge of a president named Garfield
Missed call from Vatican City? Oh no did they choose me to be pope? FUCK!
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Missed call from Vatican City? Oh no did they choose me to be pope? FUCK!
Played out: adding “in bed” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes.
Fresh: adding “in jail”.
Some examples:
“Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity”
“Time may fly by but memories don’t”
“Stand firmly by your convictions”
Fresh: adding “in jail”.
Some examples:
“Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity”
“Time may fly by but memories don’t”
“Stand firmly by your convictions”
March 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Played out: adding “in bed” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes.
Fresh: adding “in jail”.
Some examples:
“Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity”
“Time may fly by but memories don’t”
“Stand firmly by your convictions”
Fresh: adding “in jail”.
Some examples:
“Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity”
“Time may fly by but memories don’t”
“Stand firmly by your convictions”
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Brian Eno: Scaramouche Of The Synthesizer in CREEM July 1975 #interview www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_cree...
March 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Brian Eno: Scaramouche Of The Synthesizer in CREEM July 1975 #interview www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_cree...
Had a dream that I was on the run from the police. In order to escape I stole a police car- it ended up being a cyber truck. I was more worried about being seen in a cyber truck than I was getting caught by the police.
March 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Had a dream that I was on the run from the police. In order to escape I stole a police car- it ended up being a cyber truck. I was more worried about being seen in a cyber truck than I was getting caught by the police.
Going to start putting my preferred definite and indefinite articles in my bio so right wingers will consider them WOOOOOKE.
March 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Going to start putting my preferred definite and indefinite articles in my bio so right wingers will consider them WOOOOOKE.
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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
I love John Crpntr and his classic “Ghost of Mrs”.
February 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love John Crpntr and his classic “Ghost of Mrs”.
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I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room
February 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room