Tori Tyrrell
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"detention feels like torture, and for me, it was only three days. Many women in those cells had been in the system for months, even a year."
I Wanted to Surprise My Family on Thanksgiving. ICE Deported Me Instead.
How the Trump administration turned a college freshman’s life upside down.
www.thecut.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"detention feels like torture, and for me, it was only three days. Many women in those cells had been in the system for months, even a year."
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Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
All I want to know with the Netflix/WB/HBO acquisition is if this means there will somehow be one less streaming service.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All I want to know with the Netflix/WB/HBO acquisition is if this means there will somehow be one less streaming service.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Yes. This is the way.
"I want Clooney to come in The Pitt as a patient, be an absolute nightmare for one episode, then run off into the night shouting about how he’s Batman."
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yes. This is the way.
Marketing Wicked to children was a mistake.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Marketing Wicked to children was a mistake.
I am increasingly convinced the NYTimes is using AI to write recipes. Cover cranberry sauce in chocolate shell! Make a pie out of delicata squash! Normal things!
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am increasingly convinced the NYTimes is using AI to write recipes. Cover cranberry sauce in chocolate shell! Make a pie out of delicata squash! Normal things!
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Just a reminder that the reason MTG is breaking with Chump is that he fucked her on her planned Senate run. This is a contract dispute to her, she doesn't give a shit about women or anything else. It's still funny to watch but treat it accordingly.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just a reminder that the reason MTG is breaking with Chump is that he fucked her on her planned Senate run. This is a contract dispute to her, she doesn't give a shit about women or anything else. It's still funny to watch but treat it accordingly.
So, Vince Gilligan used to write for The X-Files, says Pluribus, I would have never known.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So, Vince Gilligan used to write for The X-Files, says Pluribus, I would have never known.
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It is remarkable that *multiple* Vice Presidents have shot a person while in office.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It is remarkable that *multiple* Vice Presidents have shot a person while in office.
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Breaking News: A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to continue paying for food stamps during the government shutdown. SNAP, which aids 42 million people, was set to run out of funds on Saturday without intervention.
Trump Administration Ordered to Pay for SNAP Benefits Amid Shutdown: Live Updates
nyti.ms
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Breaking News: A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to continue paying for food stamps during the government shutdown. SNAP, which aids 42 million people, was set to run out of funds on Saturday without intervention.
Pretty wild that the man who was the inspiration for a whole bunch of villains in 80’s and 90’s movies straight up destroy the White House like he was the villain in a movie from the 80’s or 90’s.
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pretty wild that the man who was the inspiration for a whole bunch of villains in 80’s and 90’s movies straight up destroy the White House like he was the villain in a movie from the 80’s or 90’s.
Why couldn't they have just given him one of those weird little islands in Dubai that is shaped like the US and told him it was real, he could build and smash all the things he wants?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why couldn't they have just given him one of those weird little islands in Dubai that is shaped like the US and told him it was real, he could build and smash all the things he wants?
Who in 2025 says "I want a ballroom" it's 2025. Who says "Ballroom?" Is he going to fill it with ballpit balls? He's not very smart.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who in 2025 says "I want a ballroom" it's 2025. Who says "Ballroom?" Is he going to fill it with ballpit balls? He's not very smart.
Do we think The Louvre is going to keep the cases empty on display when they reopen, like the Isabella Stewart Gardner, until the jewels are found?
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Do we think The Louvre is going to keep the cases empty on display when they reopen, like the Isabella Stewart Gardner, until the jewels are found?
I had a 5 page paper due at 1 and hadn't started at 8:30 but had no morning classes, so I sat in my dorm room with music playing and my computer unplugged from the internet and totally missed all the news about 9/11 until I emerged and someone had scribbled it on a whiteboard in the hall.
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I had a 5 page paper due at 1 and hadn't started at 8:30 but had no morning classes, so I sat in my dorm room with music playing and my computer unplugged from the internet and totally missed all the news about 9/11 until I emerged and someone had scribbled it on a whiteboard in the hall.
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he’s gonna end up inventing antisemitism from first principles lmao
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
he’s gonna end up inventing antisemitism from first principles lmao
I need to know if they know that being opposed to antifa means that they're just admitting that they're fascists.
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I need to know if they know that being opposed to antifa means that they're just admitting that they're fascists.
The biggest F-U to Trump will be if the Nobel committee awards the Peace Prize USAID.
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The biggest F-U to Trump will be if the Nobel committee awards the Peace Prize USAID.
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behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
I'm not saying Taylor Swift is Leonard Cohen, but everyone who was clutching their pearls about Wood yesterday would die if they knew about Chelsea Hotel 2.
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm not saying Taylor Swift is Leonard Cohen, but everyone who was clutching their pearls about Wood yesterday would die if they knew about Chelsea Hotel 2.
My hot take is that The Life of a Showgirl isn't a fall album, and I didn't know albums have seasons. It's spring/summer. It sounds like it wants to be played outside while dancing, not curled up in a cardigan with a hot drink.
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My hot take is that The Life of a Showgirl isn't a fall album, and I didn't know albums have seasons. It's spring/summer. It sounds like it wants to be played outside while dancing, not curled up in a cardigan with a hot drink.
I am feeling particularly moody about this, but I am starting to think that maybe Blue Bikes around colleges are a mistake. Take them away. Make sure kids know that bikes aren't allowed to go the wrong way down one way streets through red lights and crosswalks and nearly hit pedestrians.
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I am feeling particularly moody about this, but I am starting to think that maybe Blue Bikes around colleges are a mistake. Take them away. Make sure kids know that bikes aren't allowed to go the wrong way down one way streets through red lights and crosswalks and nearly hit pedestrians.
So is the Tylenol thing a cover for the UN meltdown?
September 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So is the Tylenol thing a cover for the UN meltdown?