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Thorgrim Funhammer
@thorgrimfunhammer.bsky.social
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Silly Guy, Heavy Metal, Martial Arts, Weird Art, other weird stuff


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Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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jordancollver.bsky.social
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
Illustrations of Medieval helmets resembling the faces of Muppets characters Gonzo, Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzy, and Sam Eagle (as an Aztec, being truly American).
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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wizard-mark.bsky.social
Hey guys. Any of you waiting for the season of Hazbin Hotel to finish so you can binge it? I've watched the first 4 episodes, but for some reason I don't feel motivated to watch the rest until its finished and I know the shit all works out. I can't explain why. Maybe I'm just burnt out on drama?
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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wizard-mark.bsky.social
We have a patreon! We are looking to raise money to help furnish our very lovely Sacramento offices. Anything you can give as a one time donation would be appreciated.

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November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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wizard-mark.bsky.social
If you eat a donut, do you eat the hole? The hole is an absence, a void suggesting a thing that was ounce there. Does that mean that when one eats a donut one consumes a paradox: both donut and the absence of donut? Perhaps this is why the gods don't talk to us any more?

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November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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wizard-mark.bsky.social
Some characters for when I can get the boys together for game night.
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November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
thorgrimfunhammer.bsky.social
Oh Captain my Captain #3drender #scifiart #3dpinup #pinup #scifipinup
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
friendkenstein
Stylised drawing of Frankenstein's monster from a low angle, dramatically lit from above. Rain pelts down. He holds out his right hand, in which is cradled... me. Looking unhinged, and overjoyed.
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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pillowknight.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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barabuns.bsky.social
I made a La Muerte inspired outfit for my Vtuber Model! 💀❤️‍🔥

I hold the Book of Life dearly to my heart and wanted to make some fanart!

@mexopolis.bsky.social Thank you for creating art for Mexican audiences and I hope I did La Muerte right! ❤️‍🔥 #Barasart #LaMuerte #Live2DShowcase #Live2D #Vtubers
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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funereel.bsky.social
The chaste Victorian
Excerpt from a Victorian novella, the type of which was typically marketed as "cautionary", but you know and they knew back then that it's porn. The excerpt is four lines from a song, and it reads as follows: Then open your thighs, and let me glide in, What gives us such pleasure I'm sure can't be sin; Or if it is wicked I know I've the pluck, To risk future pain for the joy of a fuck. The original text has typing errors, because these things were very cheaply made.
April 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
I DO NOT WANT INTERNET OF THINGS I WANT INTERNET WITH THINGS AND THOSE THINGS ARE MY FRIENDS WHO MAKE INCREDIBLE ART AND JOKES AND SHARE WHAT MAKES THEM FIND BEAUTY IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD. DEATH TO CONTENT LIFE TO ART DEATH TO ALGORITHMS LIFE TO SHOWING ME YOUR COOL THING.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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thehorrorguru.bsky.social
Modern music streaming has put too much emphasis on stand alone singles, I need more rock opera concept albums in my life.
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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fm-synth.bsky.social
I love Sword & Sorcery so got damn MUCH!!! FUCK
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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countjackula.bsky.social
Hey someone else said it!
faeriegasm.bsky.social ⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · Oct 12
This will be the hill I die on, “porn addiction” is not real, that phrase specifically is used as a dog whistle and is backed only by pseudoscience which has been created by right wing fascist organisations with the intention to demonise minorities. It is not real, actual science proves it isn’t.
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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galacticgoodie.bsky.social
Me: new rob zombie song :o

Rob Zombie: SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN

Me: yay! :)
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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thehorrorguru.bsky.social
It's funny when I talk about a new underrated gem and compare it to an older underrated gem, I get comments offended I would ever compare the new one to "a classic."

But I was defending that "classic" before people finally decided it was a "classic," to me it's no different than the newer flick. 😂
a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
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October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
If I were going to do an update of the movie The Stuff, I would have the opening be a version of the end of the original film where everyone realizes The Stuff is deadly but then the country divides in ideological halves where one half refuses to stop eating it and starts injecting to fight disease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
thorgrimfunhammer.bsky.social
Happy birthday to Brian Blessed!
#brianblessed #gordonsalive
a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says [ laughs ]
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October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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japulver.bsky.social
I’m so sick of Republicans & their repressed sexuality. Deal w your psychosis & stop taking your sex issues out on the rest of us!

Hypocrites & prudes.

We all have sex. It’s ok. Be into whatever you’re (consensually) into & STOP JUDGING EVERYONE ELSE’S SEX LIFE!

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State Rep. Josh Schriver Called Queers Perverts. Guess Who Had The Fling Account?
According to records obtained by Metro Times, State Rep. Josh Schriver (R-Oxford) — the same lawmaker who introduced legislation in September to ban
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October 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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eotidiss.bsky.social
My submission for #Gocktober

A fresh, crisp bubbly can of Gockter Pepper.

Enjoy
A can of Gockter Pepper with moist condensation dripping down the powerful cylinder made for your lips.
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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derek.bike
and scene
a tweet by Dana Gould @danagould that says: Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did. Because what he did had no value. It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value. He just made anger. Every day. Rising, blooming & fading like a fart. Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week. Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone. Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.
October 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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dungeonbitch.bsky.social
Can the people running bsky stop being scum bagssss. I just want to post Halloween smut and pretend I’m not living in the beginnings of a fascist dictatorship in America. Everyone shut the fuck up and stop doing bad things. It’s about this guy 🎃 now ya fucks.
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
thorgrimfunhammer.bsky.social
Tis the season #halloween
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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slithergaunt.bsky.social
Over time the xenomorph has slowly veered away from its... er.. obscene roots.
I wanted to design one with some of Giger's original perverse DNA.

I never thought I'd hesitate to draw a big mess of teeth, but I wanted a nod to the feminine lips Giger once designed for it.
My own design of H.R. Giger's Alien
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM