Thomas Offen
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NORTH LONDON BELONGS TO EBERECHI EZE 👑
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
NORTH LONDON BELONGS TO EBERECHI EZE 👑
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Me, a James Cook manager, watching Ty Johnson get the screen for the house call
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me, a James Cook manager, watching Ty Johnson get the screen for the house call
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This is, unsurprisingly, nonsensical. Is he suggesting eliminating health insurance and giving people a few thousand dollars instead? And then when they get a cancer diagnosis they just go bankrupt?
He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is, unsurprisingly, nonsensical. Is he suggesting eliminating health insurance and giving people a few thousand dollars instead? And then when they get a cancer diagnosis they just go bankrupt?
He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
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🗳️ Voter Turnout Update:
As of noon, 3,497 voters (8.31%) of registered voters have cast their ballots.
Polls are open until 8:00 PM — take a few minutes and make your voice heard!
#ElectionDay #GoVote #CivicDuty
As of noon, 3,497 voters (8.31%) of registered voters have cast their ballots.
Polls are open until 8:00 PM — take a few minutes and make your voice heard!
#ElectionDay #GoVote #CivicDuty
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🗳️ Voter Turnout Update:
As of noon, 3,497 voters (8.31%) of registered voters have cast their ballots.
Polls are open until 8:00 PM — take a few minutes and make your voice heard!
#ElectionDay #GoVote #CivicDuty
As of noon, 3,497 voters (8.31%) of registered voters have cast their ballots.
Polls are open until 8:00 PM — take a few minutes and make your voice heard!
#ElectionDay #GoVote #CivicDuty
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't jinx this, NBC Sports newsletter! It's still only October!!!!!
("But it feels different this time." ... FACT!)
("But it feels different this time." ... FACT!)
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't jinx this, NBC Sports newsletter! It's still only October!!!!!
("But it feels different this time." ... FACT!)
("But it feels different this time." ... FACT!)
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>be me
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
>be me
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
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Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"
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The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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R.I.P the TiVo DVR (1999-2025)
The pioneer in digital video recording has officially ceased selling its DVR.
TiVo changed my life, and cloud DVRs will never match its precision and user-friendliness. It's the best piece of consumer electronics I've ever used.
www.mediaplaynews.com/tivo-exiting...
The pioneer in digital video recording has officially ceased selling its DVR.
TiVo changed my life, and cloud DVRs will never match its precision and user-friendliness. It's the best piece of consumer electronics I've ever used.
www.mediaplaynews.com/tivo-exiting...
TiVo Exiting Legacy DVR Business - Media Play News
TiVo, the digital video recording pioneer, has moved on from its legacy DVR technology, focusing instead on its branded operating system software promoting third-party content searches, recommendation...
www.mediaplaynews.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
R.I.P the TiVo DVR (1999-2025)
The pioneer in digital video recording has officially ceased selling its DVR.
TiVo changed my life, and cloud DVRs will never match its precision and user-friendliness. It's the best piece of consumer electronics I've ever used.
www.mediaplaynews.com/tivo-exiting...
The pioneer in digital video recording has officially ceased selling its DVR.
TiVo changed my life, and cloud DVRs will never match its precision and user-friendliness. It's the best piece of consumer electronics I've ever used.
www.mediaplaynews.com/tivo-exiting...
What happens when you try to fire up XBox apps without network connectivity?
Paramount+ vs Apple TV+
Paramount+ vs Apple TV+
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What happens when you try to fire up XBox apps without network connectivity?
Paramount+ vs Apple TV+
Paramount+ vs Apple TV+
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Did Trump’s DOJ shut down this bribery investigation? Was it Attorney General Bondi or FBI Director Patel?
The act was caught on camera. The administration must turn over the tapes to Congress.
Every decision made by Homan must be scrutinized for possible corruption.
The act was caught on camera. The administration must turn over the tapes to Congress.
Every decision made by Homan must be scrutinized for possible corruption.
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Did Trump’s DOJ shut down this bribery investigation? Was it Attorney General Bondi or FBI Director Patel?
The act was caught on camera. The administration must turn over the tapes to Congress.
Every decision made by Homan must be scrutinized for possible corruption.
The act was caught on camera. The administration must turn over the tapes to Congress.
Every decision made by Homan must be scrutinized for possible corruption.
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Quite the intro for CBS's The NFL Today, celebrating its 50th anniversary.
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Quite the intro for CBS's The NFL Today, celebrating its 50th anniversary.
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"Homan indicated he would facilitate securing contracts for them in exchange for money once he was in office...
"On Sept. 20, 2024, with hidden cameras recording the scene at a meeting spot in Texas, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
"On Sept. 20, 2024, with hidden cameras recording the scene at a meeting spot in Texas, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.
www.msnbc.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Homan indicated he would facilitate securing contracts for them in exchange for money once he was in office...
"On Sept. 20, 2024, with hidden cameras recording the scene at a meeting spot in Texas, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
"On Sept. 20, 2024, with hidden cameras recording the scene at a meeting spot in Texas, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
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More fouls were awarded to the opposition today (19) than in any Premier League game Arsenal played last season.
August 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
More fouls were awarded to the opposition today (19) than in any Premier League game Arsenal played last season.
My biggest regret in Arsenal failing to sign Benjamin Sesko is all the awesome Deep Space Nine jokes that I had ready to go. In any event, his destiny is in the hands of the Prophets now!
a man wearing a star trek uniform has a star on his chest
ALT: a man wearing a star trek uniform has a star on his chest
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August 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My biggest regret in Arsenal failing to sign Benjamin Sesko is all the awesome Deep Space Nine jokes that I had ready to go. In any event, his destiny is in the hands of the Prophets now!
If someone tells you “I have to follow my spleen” THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PERSON #LoveIsBlindUK
August 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If someone tells you “I have to follow my spleen” THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PERSON #LoveIsBlindUK
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Excited about this Max Dowman!
August 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Excited about this Max Dowman!
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During our midnight screening of Batman Begins, when Gordon flipped over the card that said Joker, a guy dressed in a Bat suit rose to his feet, cheering. The guy in front of him said “that’s it,” turned around, and punched him in the face.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
During our midnight screening of Batman Begins, when Gordon flipped over the card that said Joker, a guy dressed in a Bat suit rose to his feet, cheering. The guy in front of him said “that’s it,” turned around, and punched him in the face.
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I think everyone should be talking about lot more about how it’s clear the Epstein stuff is a palace coup with JD Vance trying to take over and how Trump had better be careful because they’re trying to fool him. This message should get to him a lot.
July 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think everyone should be talking about lot more about how it’s clear the Epstein stuff is a palace coup with JD Vance trying to take over and how Trump had better be careful because they’re trying to fool him. This message should get to him a lot.
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I guess now we can understand why Clare picked Dale after like two days because you don’t realize he sucks until day three #BachelorinParadise
July 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I guess now we can understand why Clare picked Dale after like two days because you don’t realize he sucks until day three #BachelorinParadise
I didn’t end my relationship with Twitter… I just “deaded” it. #BachelorInParadise
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I didn’t end my relationship with Twitter… I just “deaded” it. #BachelorInParadise