Thomas Roberts
thomasjpr.com
Thomas Roberts
@thomasjpr.com
From the (509). #GoCougs
After years of recklessly abusing the mandolin, I have finally cut myself. AMA.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It. Is. Time. #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
TextEdit and the Relief of Simple Software. www.newyorker.com/culture/i…
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me: “This new Peacemaker S2 dance intro is kinda meh compared to S1.”
Me at season finale: Imagines self dancing arm-in-arm with John Cena. “‘CAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS A WRONG TO YOUR RIGHT!” 👨‍🎤🎤
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Don’t be sad that it’s over, be sad that it ever happened. (Old Mariners Fan Proverb)
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Because really, who are Americans to question their monarch about matters of state
'In response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, “Your mom did,” and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: “Your mom.”'

Everytime you think they can't sink any lower:
Trump To Hold Putin Summit In Budapest – Where Russia Promised Not To Invade Ukraine
Asked who chose Budapest given that history, top White House aides told HuffPost: “Your mom.”
www.huffpost.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Rizzs's grandslam call
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mariners! Holy shit, Mariners win!
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Sobering context from @jvl.bsky.social. If you're in college right now, the Republican Party has been MAGA for as long as you've been aware of politics at all. www.thebulwark.com/p/all-the-pr...
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
MARINERS.
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In today’s edition of The Triad: “It turns out that the United States Constitution has one major flaw: Impeachment does not work.”

Read the whole thing: www.thebulwark.com/p/is-this…
October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question
October 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The number of paying subscribers for Copilot has leaked, and it is a disaster. www.perspectives.plus/p/microso…
October 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When Gord gave all. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Mariners!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The U.S. airline industry is pushing for a significant rollback of consumer protections, which many see as a major step backward for air travel. www.travelandtourworld.com/news/arti…
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.
“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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New: 404 Media is suing ICE. We have filed a lawsuit demanding ICE release its $2 million contract with Paragon, a company that makes powerful spyware to break into phones and read encrypted messages. This is expensive for a small outlet but this info is important
www.404media.co/were-suing-i...
We’re Suing ICE for Its $2 Million Spyware Contract
404 Media has filed a lawsuit against ICE for access to its contract with Paragon, a company that sells powerful spyware for breaking into phones and accessing encrypted messaging apps.
www.404media.co
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
AI continues to produce bad outcomes. www.404media.co/ai-genera…
September 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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At least Trump's dropped the pretense that this is about Charlie Kirk and is instead really just about him not wanting to be made fun of.
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m going to watch this documentary and probably weep the entire time. I’m 45 years old and John Candy was one of the most important people in my life: youtu.be/PrcQRsrBc…
September 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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People celebrating the extrajudicial execution of persons who, even if guilty of the crime they are accused of, would not be convicted of a capital offense... it is a perversion of any sense of law.
September 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM