Tom Gardiner
@thogar.bsky.social
Reality is overrated.
User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
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Forget March 14, today is the real Pi(e) day.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Forget March 14, today is the real Pi(e) day.
Introduce yourself with five events you've attended:
Colonoscopy
Spinal surgery
DMV waiting room
Port-a-Potty in Southern heat
Chuck E Cheese birthday party
Colonoscopy
Spinal surgery
DMV waiting room
Port-a-Potty in Southern heat
Chuck E Cheese birthday party
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:
Motörhead
Tori Amos
Pink Floyd
Prince
The Smiths
(Three of these were excellent, two were rubbish...)
Motörhead
Tori Amos
Pink Floyd
Prince
The Smiths
(Three of these were excellent, two were rubbish...)
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Introduce yourself with five events you've attended:
Colonoscopy
Spinal surgery
DMV waiting room
Port-a-Potty in Southern heat
Chuck E Cheese birthday party
Colonoscopy
Spinal surgery
DMV waiting room
Port-a-Potty in Southern heat
Chuck E Cheese birthday party
Y'all excuse me, my bath is ready.
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Y'all excuse me, my bath is ready.
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
Everything's too fucking expensive
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everything's too fucking expensive
How to buy the tastiest cereal
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How to buy the tastiest cereal
Look at my local dispensary handing out boxes of matches like it's the 1960s! I love the nostalgia.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Look at my local dispensary handing out boxes of matches like it's the 1960s! I love the nostalgia.
This would be immensely practical
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This would be immensely practical
Thor has his hammer, I have mine.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Thor has his hammer, I have mine.
One! One very good point! Ah ah ah ah...
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One! One very good point! Ah ah ah ah...
I'm serious about turkey, y'all. #HappyThanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm serious about turkey, y'all. #HappyThanksgiving
I about to have my second dental surgery in the spa of 6 days. I'll be on a liquid diet and they only prescribe ibuprofen for the pain. So fuck that, I just stocked up on vapes, gummies, and extract. Tommy ain't gonna feel no pain.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I about to have my second dental surgery in the spa of 6 days. I'll be on a liquid diet and they only prescribe ibuprofen for the pain. So fuck that, I just stocked up on vapes, gummies, and extract. Tommy ain't gonna feel no pain.
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
Stargate is finally back!
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series » GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
www.gateworld.net
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stargate is finally back!
Damned teenagers'll eat anything
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Damned teenagers'll eat anything
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I look better on paper
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I look better on paper
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what's a movie you never tire of watching?
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what's a movie you never tire of watching?
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What's a movie you never get tired of?
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What's a movie you never get tired of?
What's a movie you never tire of watching?
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What's a movie you never tire of watching?
My new favorite country song. It focuses on what's important in life.
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My new favorite country song. It focuses on what's important in life.
Putting lip balm on while your mouth is still numb from surgery is hilariously difficult and impossible to stay within the lines. Well, at least my balls are nice and moisturized now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Putting lip balm on while your mouth is still numb from surgery is hilariously difficult and impossible to stay within the lines. Well, at least my balls are nice and moisturized now.
Oh, and this so-called "Oral Surgeon" never used his mouth once! Fucking ripoff...
Thanks to healthcare in the USA I just bought a good used car from a brand called Oral Surgery.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh, and this so-called "Oral Surgeon" never used his mouth once! Fucking ripoff...