Tom Gardiner
@thogar.bsky.social
Reality is overrated.
User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
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what's a movie you never tire of watching?
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what's a movie you never tire of watching?
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
What's a movie you never get tired of?
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What's a movie you never get tired of?
What's a movie you never tire of watching?
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What's a movie you never tire of watching?
My new favorite country song. It focuses on what's important in life.
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My new favorite country song. It focuses on what's important in life.
Putting lip balm on while your mouth is still numb from surgery is hilariously difficult and impossible to stay within the lines. Well, at least my balls are nice and moisturized now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Putting lip balm on while your mouth is still numb from surgery is hilariously difficult and impossible to stay within the lines. Well, at least my balls are nice and moisturized now.
Oh, and this so-called "Oral Surgeon" never used his mouth once! Fucking ripoff...
Thanks to healthcare in the USA I just bought a good used car from a brand called Oral Surgery.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh, and this so-called "Oral Surgeon" never used his mouth once! Fucking ripoff...
Thanks to healthcare in the USA I just bought a good used car from a brand called Oral Surgery.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Thanks to healthcare in the USA I just bought a good used car from a brand called Oral Surgery.
Opening a chain of full-service spas and calling it Soothie King.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Opening a chain of full-service spas and calling it Soothie King.
Health insurance in the US is bad and weird. Your holes are not included.
Got insurance? Not for your mouth, eye, and ear holes.
Your asshole is a special exception, probably because politicians didn't want to be excluded.
Got insurance? Not for your mouth, eye, and ear holes.
Your asshole is a special exception, probably because politicians didn't want to be excluded.
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Health insurance in the US is bad and weird. Your holes are not included.
Got insurance? Not for your mouth, eye, and ear holes.
Your asshole is a special exception, probably because politicians didn't want to be excluded.
Got insurance? Not for your mouth, eye, and ear holes.
Your asshole is a special exception, probably because politicians didn't want to be excluded.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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A pleat is just a wrinkle that was raised right
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A pleat is just a wrinkle that was raised right
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The "I ain't visitin' no libruh city" starter pack.
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The "I ain't visitin' no libruh city" starter pack.
I care about my job (when I'm on the clock).
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I care about my job (when I'm on the clock).
The older I get the more I wish I had a thermostat with 1/2 degree increments.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The older I get the more I wish I had a thermostat with 1/2 degree increments.
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Is anyone else much less dramatic when they're alone or is it just me?
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is anyone else much less dramatic when they're alone or is it just me?
Someone finally realized we all want to feel like we're shitting in a truck stop stall, but from the comfort of our own homes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Someone finally realized we all want to feel like we're shitting in a truck stop stall, but from the comfort of our own homes.
live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
live view from cuomo hq
I fired up my air fryer and made some bacon-wrapped, shrimp-stuffed jalapeño poppers with a core of thickened, sweet pepper jam and a pepper jam glaze. This was an experiment, I feverishly ate four. Spicy, sweet, salty, smokey. I'm calling this one a success.
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I fired up my air fryer and made some bacon-wrapped, shrimp-stuffed jalapeño poppers with a core of thickened, sweet pepper jam and a pepper jam glaze. This was an experiment, I feverishly ate four. Spicy, sweet, salty, smokey. I'm calling this one a success.
She forgot to add that it's freezing, too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
She forgot to add that it's freezing, too.
If you haven't seen flowers, how will you know the gentleness of the wind, motherfucker?! Oh, and nice to see you. Motherfucker.
(found on random Amazon pkg)
(found on random Amazon pkg)
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you haven't seen flowers, how will you know the gentleness of the wind, motherfucker?! Oh, and nice to see you. Motherfucker.
(found on random Amazon pkg)
(found on random Amazon pkg)
Fuck this time change bullshit
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Fuck this time change bullshit
I spent the last 3 days cleaning and repainting our 29-year-old storage shed. As I was closing the doors on a job well done one of the doors broke. Guess who's building new doors?
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I spent the last 3 days cleaning and repainting our 29-year-old storage shed. As I was closing the doors on a job well done one of the doors broke. Guess who's building new doors?