Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

Spent eight dollars on this bag of rice and its crunchy as fuck. How do grocerybros eat this shit?

Oh it’s summer again. The anti abortion morons have erected a giant banner blocking the sidewalk again, guess I’ll just walk into traffic. Why is it always like a handful of dudes hiding behind the thing?

the average folk punk band

One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years

omg they even ate the bones

If you know, you know..

Laughing my ass off at the local transit system telling me that 10 minutes late for the first run of the day is “standard”

I used to have pet birds. When I would cook chicken I would wonder if they knew I was eating other birds.