Colby
thismortalsun.bsky.social
Colby
@thismortalsun.bsky.social
limping to the beat of your own going numb
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’ve tweeted this many times in my life but it never fails to amaze me why people give a shit about the m*t g*la

celebrity worship is perhaps my least fav thing people do. ah yes let me celebrate someone wearing an outfit that costs 3x my salary
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
yes it’s opening day but also Spiderland release anniversary, you know what to do
March 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the Bruins are blowing up their core and they didn’t win a cup, it’s beautiful to see others you hate suffer the same miserable fate as you did as consolation
March 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
if I got paid every time I listened to Kid A I’d be the world’s first trillionaire

it does clear OK C I’m afraid
February 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Apropos of nothing, the notion that you get more conservative as you get older is hilariously false

I know some cool people who are 10+ years older than I but remain very chill and normal
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Boomer Yankee fan crash out is going to be an all-timer
This is so awesome for so many reasons. First, the players, but second will be watching all the old Yankees fans lose it
February 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
be for real please these dudes are about to go play regular season NHL games in two days, I’m sorry but this doesn’t mean that much
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
first ***** presidency had enough bad news everyday but this is like 10x worse, this shit is getting full chapters in history textbooks (which won’t exist in the future anyway but it’s an expression ya know)
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
probably need to formulate this thought more properly but my theory on why late Gen Z / early Gen Alpha men are so racist/“anti-woke”/awful is out of defiance for the generation that came before them (aka my own—those born from ~1988-1995)
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
When Josh Allen loses, America wins
January 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The NFL is boring as shit man it’s always the same few teams in the SB
January 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
split your lungs with blood and thunder
God, I can't describe how passionately I dream about working at an old-school rock music radio station and writing about whales and Antarctic exploration without having a single thought about war and global politics.
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
idgaf about college sports but it is my responsibility as a normal person to root against Notre Dame, regardless of opposition
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
90% of people my age are obsessed with one of tiktok / IG reels / YT shorts and all three of them are pure dogshit
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
there is nothing more normie than NYE festivity music

never a single good act yet you see people singing along to every song

I’m sorry but you’re an NPC if you like a mf named “Teddy swims” (who the fuck is this guy)
January 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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i would have no problem with this “health freedom” movement — i do not particularly care if these people decide that they want to die at 40 after a bad bout with dysentery — if not for their insistence on foisting this bullshit on children
Untreated water enthusiasts swear by natural springs, or “raw water.” Many of them are part of the so-called health freedom movement, which opposes vaccine mandates, pasteurized milk and other government public health interventions.
‘Raw Water’ Devotees Swear by Natural Springs, Despite the Risks
Untreated water enthusiasts swear by natural springs. Their movement has parallels with raw milk drinkers and vaccine skeptics.
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2024 at 7:21 PM
2024 was a particularly shit year for me in my personal life but the Mets changed things around in October, so yeah I can’t be too upset
December 31, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Making everyone the protagonist of their own real world TV shows on YouTube/TikTok/Instagram has been a huge disaster for society
I just became a hater SO FAST you guys
December 31, 2024 at 2:04 PM
big day for Jets’ draft hopes, moved up to the 6th pick👍
December 29, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Jalen Brunson is good
December 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM