Matt
@thisismyfakename.bsky.social
Security professional by day, parrot guy by night. PDX-based.
Everyone, remember to look really sad if you're out in public during Charlie Kirk's funeral. A smile could take your paycheck.
September 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everyone, remember to look really sad if you're out in public during Charlie Kirk's funeral. A smile could take your paycheck.
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A couple thoughts as a reporter who's been covering RFK Jr and watched today's hearing with fired CDC director Susan Monarez
1) the biggest things I heard today were about the CDC's childhood vaccine schedule.
Monarez testified that RFK Jr told her he talks to Trump "every day" about changing it.
1) the biggest things I heard today were about the CDC's childhood vaccine schedule.
Monarez testified that RFK Jr told her he talks to Trump "every day" about changing it.
Set aside any personnel disputes
The big stakes behind today’s CDC hearing: the fate of the childhood vaccine schedule
— Monarez says RFK Jr told her the schedule would change asap and she had to be “onboard”
— She says RFK Jr told her he talks “every day” with Trump about changing the schedule
The big stakes behind today’s CDC hearing: the fate of the childhood vaccine schedule
— Monarez says RFK Jr told her the schedule would change asap and she had to be “onboard”
— She says RFK Jr told her he talks “every day” with Trump about changing the schedule
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A couple thoughts as a reporter who's been covering RFK Jr and watched today's hearing with fired CDC director Susan Monarez
1) the biggest things I heard today were about the CDC's childhood vaccine schedule.
Monarez testified that RFK Jr told her he talks to Trump "every day" about changing it.
1) the biggest things I heard today were about the CDC's childhood vaccine schedule.
Monarez testified that RFK Jr told her he talks to Trump "every day" about changing it.
Shooting a CEO whose career was based on making people's lives worse is not the same as shooting a political activist with a flair for low brow discourse.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shooting a CEO whose career was based on making people's lives worse is not the same as shooting a political activist with a flair for low brow discourse.
I don't know which one of you told them they weren't allowed to ogle blonde women in ads, but they really haven't taken it well.
July 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't know which one of you told them they weren't allowed to ogle blonde women in ads, but they really haven't taken it well.
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🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
During the Iraq War, were you upset about foreign bands coming to America to play concerts for us? If not, keep Ozzy's name out of your catty, braindead mouth, you snarky little bitch.
July 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
During the Iraq War, were you upset about foreign bands coming to America to play concerts for us? If not, keep Ozzy's name out of your catty, braindead mouth, you snarky little bitch.
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NEW: The US government has collected DNA samples from 133,000+ migrant children and teenagers and uploaded them into CODIS, a national criminal database originally built for convicted sex offenders and violent criminals, according to documents reviewed by WIRED.
The US Is Storing Migrant Children’s DNA in a Criminal Database
Customs and Border Protection has swabbed the DNA of migrant children as young as 4, whose genetic data is uploaded to an FBI-run database that can track them if they commit crimes in the future.
www.wired.com
May 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
NEW: The US government has collected DNA samples from 133,000+ migrant children and teenagers and uploaded them into CODIS, a national criminal database originally built for convicted sex offenders and violent criminals, according to documents reviewed by WIRED.
My Canadian relatives refuse to come down as long as this bozo is in charge, and one encouraged us to move up there, but I'm sure the rest of Canada just can't wait to spend over a trillion dollars to implement a technology that couldn't protect Maine from Greenland.
So his pitch is, hand over your entire country to me and it’ll save you $61 billion?
May 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My Canadian relatives refuse to come down as long as this bozo is in charge, and one encouraged us to move up there, but I'm sure the rest of Canada just can't wait to spend over a trillion dollars to implement a technology that couldn't protect Maine from Greenland.
South Africa is better at picking presidents than America is.
May 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
South Africa is better at picking presidents than America is.
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The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
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If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
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For those confused by the China tariff news:
• Trump caved and got zero in return
• No manufacturing moved back to the USA
• 30% tariff is still a huge tax on Americans
• 90 day pause still causes uncertainty
• Trump lost all negotiating leverage
• Trump caved and got zero in return
• No manufacturing moved back to the USA
• 30% tariff is still a huge tax on Americans
• 90 day pause still causes uncertainty
• Trump lost all negotiating leverage
May 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
For those confused by the China tariff news:
• Trump caved and got zero in return
• No manufacturing moved back to the USA
• 30% tariff is still a huge tax on Americans
• 90 day pause still causes uncertainty
• Trump lost all negotiating leverage
• Trump caved and got zero in return
• No manufacturing moved back to the USA
• 30% tariff is still a huge tax on Americans
• 90 day pause still causes uncertainty
• Trump lost all negotiating leverage
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begging for money on the internet after calling a child racial slurs? these are gutter people raised in gutter families with a rotten, rancid culture
She got $250k for calling a 5 year old the n-word
And they say white people have no culture
And they say white people have no culture
May 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
begging for money on the internet after calling a child racial slurs? these are gutter people raised in gutter families with a rotten, rancid culture
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In Trump's first 100 days, he alienated us from our allies, crashed the stock market, decimated U.S. cancer research, expelled American toddlers, lost the Canadian election by proxy, and threatened your Social Security checks.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
April 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In Trump's first 100 days, he alienated us from our allies, crashed the stock market, decimated U.S. cancer research, expelled American toddlers, lost the Canadian election by proxy, and threatened your Social Security checks.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
Having promoted concerts in my youth, I met a lot of Billy McFarlands. I knew one guy who had a Fyre Festival-like event and left DURING the event to avoid paying his bills. I can go on, but this festival could very well keep screwing people. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Fyre sale: After Fyre Festival 2 is postponed, promoter announces brand is up for grabs
Billy McFarland said he was selling the brand because it has become “bigger than any one person and bigger than what I’m able to lead on my own.”
www.nbcnews.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having promoted concerts in my youth, I met a lot of Billy McFarlands. I knew one guy who had a Fyre Festival-like event and left DURING the event to avoid paying his bills. I can go on, but this festival could very well keep screwing people. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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My eldest daughter Claudia once asked me why there isn’t a provision that says that convicted felons can’t be president and this was *exactly* my answer
April 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My eldest daughter Claudia once asked me why there isn’t a provision that says that convicted felons can’t be president and this was *exactly* my answer
Is Gen Z done experimenting with Republican politics yet?
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is Gen Z done experimenting with Republican politics yet?
I'm in another group that's fucking up. www.forbes.com/sites/tonybr...
Deafening Silence From The Cybersecurity Industry
Chris Krebs affirmed the 2020 election was secure. Now he's the target of an Executive Order—and the cybersecurity industry’s silence is enabling a dangerous precedent.
www.forbes.com
April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm in another group that's fucking up. www.forbes.com/sites/tonybr...
Is there an international ethnonationalist movement brewing on K2-18b? I'm asking for a friend who might want to move there.
April 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is there an international ethnonationalist movement brewing on K2-18b? I'm asking for a friend who might want to move there.
Tesla sales haven't declined THAT much, and let's be honest: Trump fans aren't the ones buying them.
April 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tesla sales haven't declined THAT much, and let's be honest: Trump fans aren't the ones buying them.
Chris Krebs is being investigated by the DOJ, and I'm disappointed at the lack of support he is getting.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Chris Krebs is being investigated by the DOJ, and I'm disappointed at the lack of support he is getting.
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
- The Economy is falling apart.
- Gaza might become a resort for the Uber wealthy.
- The Supreme Court is about to be controlled by Trump appointees.
- DOGE
- Ukraine has been abandoned and will suffer incredible casualties.
But it's not our fault. Kamala Harris was supposed to make us swoon.
- Gaza might become a resort for the Uber wealthy.
- The Supreme Court is about to be controlled by Trump appointees.
- DOGE
- Ukraine has been abandoned and will suffer incredible casualties.
But it's not our fault. Kamala Harris was supposed to make us swoon.
April 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
- The Economy is falling apart.
- Gaza might become a resort for the Uber wealthy.
- The Supreme Court is about to be controlled by Trump appointees.
- DOGE
- Ukraine has been abandoned and will suffer incredible casualties.
But it's not our fault. Kamala Harris was supposed to make us swoon.
- Gaza might become a resort for the Uber wealthy.
- The Supreme Court is about to be controlled by Trump appointees.
- DOGE
- Ukraine has been abandoned and will suffer incredible casualties.
But it's not our fault. Kamala Harris was supposed to make us swoon.