Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Baby transfem: this bra fits just right!
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Online-Journalist: „When liquid was added to this cup, things got crazy!“
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Game developer: I don't know why there's a cup there, but if we delete it the framerate drops to single digits and enemies in the back half of the level stop spawning.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Baby transfem: this bra fits just right!
#artsandcrafts #diy #funny
#ankermake #m5c
#ankermake #m5c
"what do you mean, like riding horses?"
"No I mean *cow* girl"
"Ohhhh... *pregnant pause* girl, I know just the thing"
*pulls out green dye*
"what do you mean, like riding horses?"
"No I mean *cow* girl"
"Ohhhh... *pregnant pause* girl, I know just the thing"
*pulls out green dye*
Me, driving to work in early morning with the sun blasting my retinas:
Me, driving to work in early morning with the sun blasting my retinas:
thedailytism.com/autistic-kid...
1. 3d scan gamer girl feet
2. Scale it down and create silicone moulds
3. Grow strawberries in them
4. Profit?!
I want royalties if anyone does this
1. 3d scan gamer girl feet
2. Scale it down and create silicone moulds
3. Grow strawberries in them
4. Profit?!
I want royalties if anyone does this
me: *forgets that juice needs to be refrigerated, leaves it by computer desk for 3 weeks, takes a sip, gets drunk*
me: *forgets that juice needs to be refrigerated, leaves it by computer desk for 3 weeks, takes a sip, gets drunk*