Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
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thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute

I don’t bite but I am savage

dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay

SF/Yay Area is home

Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again

*you can store them below for safekeeping
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We are giving BACK!
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oooh #applereplay is here 🥳🥳🥳
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Winter coat is coming in 😏
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I'm the random stranger
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
What’s he singing? 🎤🎶
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So happy to be back home and able to empty my balls in ✨peace✨
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I should call him..
what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh this #fcf is full of stuffing
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yall… these Black Friday deals are not deals anymore I haven’t bought a single thing
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My mom, who has five dogs, invited everyone to bring their dogs as well to the house and keeps walking around yelling “pup party!” And of course I keep giggling
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Nothing is more baffling then my moms family insisting that a slice of cake like “bread” and a coffee is enough of a breakfast the morning after thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My mother telling me the generational trauma while yelling over the vacuum;

“Your grandfather - VVVVMMMMFFFGGGGGHHHH - and he never ate eggs because - VVFFFMMMGGGHHHFFFVVV - and that’s why your aunt can’t watch football”

“Mom what”
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Slightly off-topic but perfect 👏👏👏
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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And a grand hello to the lads that will post hole with the caption "gobble gobble gobble" for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This year I’m ruining thanksgiving by giving a land acknowledgment in front of conservative family members while smoking a joint
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Swimming pool sized margs were had, my soul has returned to my body
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM