Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again
*you can store them below for safekeeping
*you can store them below for safekeeping
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again
*you can store them below for safekeeping
*you can store them below for safekeeping
We are giving BACK!
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We are giving BACK!
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
Winter coat is coming in 😏
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Winter coat is coming in 😏
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
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I'm the random stranger
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm the random stranger
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
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It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo
So happy to be back home and able to empty my balls in ✨peace✨
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So happy to be back home and able to empty my balls in ✨peace✨
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I should call him..
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I should call him..
Yall… these Black Friday deals are not deals anymore I haven’t bought a single thing
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yall… these Black Friday deals are not deals anymore I haven’t bought a single thing
My mom, who has five dogs, invited everyone to bring their dogs as well to the house and keeps walking around yelling “pup party!” And of course I keep giggling
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My mom, who has five dogs, invited everyone to bring their dogs as well to the house and keeps walking around yelling “pup party!” And of course I keep giggling
Nothing is more baffling then my moms family insisting that a slice of cake like “bread” and a coffee is enough of a breakfast the morning after thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nothing is more baffling then my moms family insisting that a slice of cake like “bread” and a coffee is enough of a breakfast the morning after thanksgiving
My mother telling me the generational trauma while yelling over the vacuum;
“Your grandfather - VVVVMMMMFFFGGGGGHHHH - and he never ate eggs because - VVFFFMMMGGGHHHFFFVVV - and that’s why your aunt can’t watch football”
“Mom what”
“Your grandfather - VVVVMMMMFFFGGGGGHHHH - and he never ate eggs because - VVFFFMMMGGGHHHFFFVVV - and that’s why your aunt can’t watch football”
“Mom what”
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My mother telling me the generational trauma while yelling over the vacuum;
“Your grandfather - VVVVMMMMFFFGGGGGHHHH - and he never ate eggs because - VVFFFMMMGGGHHHFFFVVV - and that’s why your aunt can’t watch football”
“Mom what”
“Your grandfather - VVVVMMMMFFFGGGGGHHHH - and he never ate eggs because - VVFFFMMMGGGHHHFFFVVV - and that’s why your aunt can’t watch football”
“Mom what”
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Slightly off-topic but perfect 👏👏👏
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Slightly off-topic but perfect 👏👏👏
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And a grand hello to the lads that will post hole with the caption "gobble gobble gobble" for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And a grand hello to the lads that will post hole with the caption "gobble gobble gobble" for Thanksgiving.
This year I’m ruining thanksgiving by giving a land acknowledgment in front of conservative family members while smoking a joint
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This year I’m ruining thanksgiving by giving a land acknowledgment in front of conservative family members while smoking a joint
Swimming pool sized margs were had, my soul has returned to my body
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Swimming pool sized margs were had, my soul has returned to my body