Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
“I just blue myself Micheal!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“I just blue myself Micheal!”
THE ONE
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
THE ONE
NO I will never live up my fantasy of being That Bitch ™
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
NO I will never live up my fantasy of being That Bitch ™
Honestly I’m down with going full avatar let’s get blue people freaky
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Honestly I’m down with going full avatar let’s get blue people freaky
Oh this has me bussing open
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh this has me bussing open
Please dick root me until I can’t stand anymore 🥵🥵🥵
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Please dick root me until I can’t stand anymore 🥵🥵🥵
Ask him if he thinks gas has a smell I need to know he’s safe
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ask him if he thinks gas has a smell I need to know he’s safe
You can take all my moments 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can take all my moments 🥺
Truly I lived the peak hipster millennial life when it was a thing
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Truly I lived the peak hipster millennial life when it was a thing
Oh it’s up now
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh it’s up now
Is this giving hockey ass?
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is this giving hockey ass?
Plz dom my hole 🥺🥺🥺
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Plz dom my hole 🥺🥺🥺