Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
Winter coat is coming in 😏
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Winter coat is coming in 😏
Swimming pool sized margs were had, my soul has returned to my body
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Swimming pool sized margs were had, my soul has returned to my body
Sunday horny is different
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sunday horny is different
somewhere between up too late and too early
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
somewhere between up too late and too early
I low key hate bulk season but this time I’m taking it more seriously than I have in the past (actually tracking my macros and progressive overload what a concept)
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I low key hate bulk season but this time I’m taking it more seriously than I have in the past (actually tracking my macros and progressive overload what a concept)
I’m up and so is my cock apparently
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m up and so is my cock apparently
🥳 finished my project 🥳 one Sophie hood completeddddd
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
🥳 finished my project 🥳 one Sophie hood completeddddd
Who has a present for me this weekend 😈✨
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Who has a present for me this weekend 😈✨
The face. The cock.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The face. The cock.
Hot people vote that’s a fact!
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hot people vote that’s a fact!
Might be seeing some glute gains again 🎉
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Might be seeing some glute gains again 🎉
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you hope I’m happy?
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you hope I’m happy?
How we looking chat?
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
How we looking chat?
Sick as fuck for this #softcocksaturday send nudes for healing ❤️🩹
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sick as fuck for this #softcocksaturday send nudes for healing ❤️🩹
Two a days, eating right and creatine are starting to make some points. 10 more weeks to goooooo
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Two a days, eating right and creatine are starting to make some points. 10 more weeks to goooooo
Okay but my tattoo looks kind of good in this pic?
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay but my tattoo looks kind of good in this pic?
Lololol
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lololol
Rallying to get to the fair is this look cute
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Rallying to get to the fair is this look cute