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Hasty Generalization
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The Jeffery Epstein Cadaver Synod
Bill O'Reilly, who's apparently still alive, says Jeffrey Epstein was convicted during the Biden administration and then accuses"Hakeem Jeffrey" of not caring about the truth. When he's reminded Epstein (allegedly) committed suicide during the Trump administration, his response is, "Yeah, so?"
July 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
New York Times reporters and editors realizing that they can add an "Our American College Campuses: In Crisis" angle to their week-long Zohran Mamdani crashout:
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The least stealthy "Crossed: Wish You Were Here" adaptation ever made

(Tonally jarring but also the most ambitious summer blockbuster I've seen in years!)
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One of my favourite Tiktok channels is "Tinned Fish Reviews", when an English man reviews cans of fish from across the world

Not only is it Ideal Content, it also features an unintentionally harrowing subplot of a dog being driven to madness
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"Make America Great Again" entering its Cromwellian phase
April 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A guy who dresses like this has an entire media ecosystem going around and telling everyone that it is impossible for him to make an incorrect decision
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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COME IN, SIT DOWN. YOUR MOTHER AND I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU
March 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
GARFIELD EATS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD AND RUNNING FOR THE HARD RIGHT PARTY
Garfield pizza entrepreneur runs for PPC in Toronto Centre
Nathen Mazri faced widespread trolling after the launch of his infamous Toronto Garfield pizza restaurant, which he says contributed to his political shift to the People’s Party of Canada
www.torontotoday.ca
March 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky
March 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
March 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not now
February 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A true successor to the Chomsky -Foucault debate
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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i sat next to the wallet inspector every day in the park. we became friends, so i assumed the best when he asked to inspect my wallet
February 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Love to live in a world where you get to see things that would be considered part of "environmental storytelling" in post apocalyptic videogames
January 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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“hello.”
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Call the police
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
December 31, 2024 at 4:08 PM
December 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The worm knows what's up
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Learning about how to be a warfighter
October 4, 2023 at 2:57 AM