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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
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Watching the 4-7 Cowboys with a backup QB play the 2-9 Giants with a 3rd string QB and thinking, how could this possibly be worse?
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Watching the 4-7 Cowboys with a backup QB play the 2-9 Giants with a 3rd string QB and thinking, how could this possibly be worse?
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
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The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
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This week was a month.
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
This week was a month.
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The Cleveland Browns should cut Deshaun Watson tomorrow to keep the vibes going
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 AM
The Cleveland Browns should cut Deshaun Watson tomorrow to keep the vibes going
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Snow football freaking rules.
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Snow football freaking rules.
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abbot on abbot on abbot on abbot
two women are dancing in front of a blue sky with the words prime video visible
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media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 3:45 PM
abbot on abbot on abbot on abbot
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We really gotta build this mf from the ground up #whoneedsElon #bluesky
a basketball player wearing a heat 22 jersey runs on the court
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
We really gotta build this mf from the ground up #whoneedsElon #bluesky