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The Wonkypenguin
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"FantasyPros & BettingPros Content Specialist | Passionate about sports, writing, and sharing good vibes | Avid reader, comedy enthusiast, storyteller, and advocate for kindness 🌟📚🧢🎭"
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Ohhh boy going to be a fun one today! The Oilers tie the series at 2 in overtime. Join myself & @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social‬ LIVE at 3pm for @BettingPros.bsky.social to discuss where it goes from here. Also our best picks and props which keep on cashing!

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June 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Four years ago, I bought my nephews jerseys that totally didn't fit. And now here they are.

It's our year. #LetsGoOilers
June 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I used to think the biggest crime was to be boring so at least 2025 has taught me that I can be super wrong and stupid
April 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
After a long hard day of yelling at everything, real and imagined, and running 453 wind sprints, one must rest.
April 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It was a nice night for NHL player props on Monday, and @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social has more PLUS MONEY options for Tuesday night 💰⬇️

www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...
NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Tuesday (3/18)
Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.
www.bettingpros.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Love podcasting with Maher, especially when I can do it from the great beyond...

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2025 Fantasy Baseball DRAFT STRATEGIES & Targets | Early, Middle & Late Picks You NEED to Know
YouTube video by FantasyPros MLB
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February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Manny Machado has hit 28 or more home runs every year since 2015 (save for 2020). And yet, I seemingly never draft him. I love the weird quirks my fantasy brain comes up with on draft day.
/does not love weird quirks...
a baseball player swings at a pitch in front of a sungod sign
ALT: a baseball player swings at a pitch in front of a sungod sign
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January 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Talking about 2025’s biggest fantasy baseball questions on @fantasypros.bsky.social with @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social

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The 10 BIGGEST Fantasy Baseball Questions for 2025 | Burning MLB Fantasy Draft Questions
YouTube video by FantasyPros MLB
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January 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
couple of really nice matchups tonight and Nylander is a five-star goals option on the BettingPros prop bet cheat sheet, which has been HOT of late. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Monday (12/2)
Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.
www.bettingpros.com
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I crossed the +10 units mark. I hope to keep it going today with Kaprizov among others.
NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Saturday (11/30)
Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.
www.bettingpros.com
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
the key to betting on hockey is just pick everyone to go over their totals in the seattle/san jose game.
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE.

I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks.

Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
this is only the second thanksgiving night game at lambeau? earlier today, I thought this was a yearly tradition. my how things seem to happen all the time when it's a team you hate.
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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My favorite part of going to a game at the metrodome as a kid was getting whooshed out of the door on my way out!
November 27, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Lots to choose from tonight. I'm liking Ottawa a fair amount.
www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...
NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Wednesday (11/27)
Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.
www.bettingpros.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
i'm working in the living room with a fire in the fireplace, and my dog is curled up on my lap. the fire needs stirring, however, and i just wondered whether I could order something on DoorDash and have the driver come in and do it.
so. peak laziness has been achieved.
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
daulton varsho's statcast page is certainly something.
November 25, 2024 at 9:18 PM
byron buxton played in 102 games in 2024, crossing the 100-game mark for the first time since 2017.

drafting him is like a very strange version of self-injury.
November 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
i've reached the "byron buxton line" in my outfield profiles. it's the mendoza line of when my analysis gets real snarky, real fast.
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
i am often amused that we let football players beat the shit out of each other, but tripping is a 15-yard penalty.
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
the adult iteration of "my dog ate my homework" is "my dog is sitting on my lap and preventing me from getting my phone so I can authenticate myself for my work VPN, and that is why I'm watching movies instead."
November 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The fact she kept changing the letter made me lol.
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 PM