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swimming back from the depths of the sea
Ur telling me these goods are sporting
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Ur telling me these goods are sporting
Biting a carrot in half
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Biting a carrot in half
Firing nuclear missiles at the moon penis
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Firing nuclear missiles at the moon penis
Captain Ahab ignoring Connecticut foids to revengemaxx against Moby Dick who unjustly mogged him while hungergooning.
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Captain Ahab ignoring Connecticut foids to revengemaxx against Moby Dick who unjustly mogged him while hungergooning.
They could also be butt teeth
I think they were teeth in her mouth, but I'm not sure.
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
They could also be butt teeth
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just because you're living a simple moon life doesn't mean you can't have a delicious moon life
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
just because you're living a simple moon life doesn't mean you can't have a delicious moon life
6 wins without trying to
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
6 wins without trying to
first person shitter
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
first person shitter
“Talk to the hand”, a staple of 90s patois, was adopted from Italians
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
“Talk to the hand”, a staple of 90s patois, was adopted from Italians
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[clocking in for my shift at the lava factory after the events of terminator 2]
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
[clocking in for my shift at the lava factory after the events of terminator 2]
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
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this isn't *just* an outhouse. it's a shrine to the lord of the flies
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
this isn't *just* an outhouse. it's a shrine to the lord of the flies
George Lucas pioneered fash cottage core with the Ewoks but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation 💅
February 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
George Lucas pioneered fash cottage core with the Ewoks but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation 💅
Guy from Germany who thinks Ben Franklin was a cowboy
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Guy from Germany who thinks Ben Franklin was a cowboy
If you drop a large hairy Englishman into a dirty pond, he sheds his body fur and all the harmful parasites in the pond die
February 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
If you drop a large hairy Englishman into a dirty pond, he sheds his body fur and all the harmful parasites in the pond die
Shooting Magneto in the dick with a wooden bullet fired from a plastic gun.
Again
Again
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Shooting Magneto in the dick with a wooden bullet fired from a plastic gun.
Again
Again
“hamsters ate my eyes so i became an accountant”
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
“hamsters ate my eyes so i became an accountant”
Knew a man who ate cornflakes every morning.
He became more eyebrow than man
He became more eyebrow than man
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Knew a man who ate cornflakes every morning.
He became more eyebrow than man
He became more eyebrow than man
cornflakes make ur eyebrows get huge
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
cornflakes make ur eyebrows get huge
Superman nutting in the sun and creating space sperm with super powers
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Superman nutting in the sun and creating space sperm with super powers
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my sensei taught me of bisexualism
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
my sensei taught me of bisexualism
🎶 there was feces in the air that night,
the sharts were light, Fernando,
they were sharting there for you & me,
for poo & pee, Fernando,
though we never thought that we could poop,
there’s no regret,
if I had to do the same again
i would, my friend, Fernando 🎶
the sharts were light, Fernando,
they were sharting there for you & me,
for poo & pee, Fernando,
though we never thought that we could poop,
there’s no regret,
if I had to do the same again
i would, my friend, Fernando 🎶
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
🎶 there was feces in the air that night,
the sharts were light, Fernando,
they were sharting there for you & me,
for poo & pee, Fernando,
though we never thought that we could poop,
there’s no regret,
if I had to do the same again
i would, my friend, Fernando 🎶
the sharts were light, Fernando,
they were sharting there for you & me,
for poo & pee, Fernando,
though we never thought that we could poop,
there’s no regret,
if I had to do the same again
i would, my friend, Fernando 🎶
Sprinkling some Plato over my greek salad
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Sprinkling some Plato over my greek salad
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you let a dog wear pants they steal your girl
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
you let a dog wear pants they steal your girl
goofy’s extremely yellow urine, minnie’s cursive handwriting
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
goofy’s extremely yellow urine, minnie’s cursive handwriting