The Scorch
@thescorch.bsky.social
Last OG part of the Federation’s flagship. Putting the O in Enterprise Bingo since 2245. Not Paramount affiliated. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLegacy
I need more silky plushy comfy things in my life. And I am unanimous in that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I need more silky plushy comfy things in my life. And I am unanimous in that.
Just when I think this terrible awful thing that happened in my life a year ago is close to a resolution, the people who did it pull some shit and the clock resets. I’m up against a system of people who are entrenched in a lie, and I have precious few resources left to continue the fight.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just when I think this terrible awful thing that happened in my life a year ago is close to a resolution, the people who did it pull some shit and the clock resets. I’m up against a system of people who are entrenched in a lie, and I have precious few resources left to continue the fight.
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
Computer, delete that entire personal log.
👀 🥃
👀 🥃
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Computer, delete that entire personal log.
👀 🥃
👀 🥃
It me! I’m the little bit… maybe. Hell I dunno the only thing I do know is this a F A B O L O U S.
🙌🔥🖖💫
🙌🔥🖖💫
I almost forgot! I've got some new art for y'all! I've been itching to paint the SNW Enterprise for some time and finally got around to it!
Did I sneak a little bit of gay into this one? Yes. Yes I did.
Did I sneak a little bit of gay into this one? Yes. Yes I did.
October 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It me! I’m the little bit… maybe. Hell I dunno the only thing I do know is this a F A B O L O U S.
🙌🔥🖖💫
🙌🔥🖖💫
Pink Starburst are most definitely not on my physician approved culinary reentry plan, but I had to be sure.
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Pink Starburst are most definitely not on my physician approved culinary reentry plan, but I had to be sure.
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
To all who celebrate..
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To all who celebrate..
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I need to talk about this. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...
The Star Trek Starfleet Academy Trailer Dropped, And We Need To Talk About Some Of The Feedback
I need to talk about this.
www.cinemablend.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I need to talk about this. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
“That’s not on brand.”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"Maiden name is Smith"
"Maiden name is Smith"
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“That’s not on brand.”
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
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#StarTrekDiscovery
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
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Check out the first 4 minutes of Season 4 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds! fresh from #NYCC #StarTrekSNW
WATCH: Opening Minutes Of ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Season 4
The clip was revealed at New York Comic Con on Saturday along with new images.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Check out the first 4 minutes of Season 4 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds! fresh from #NYCC #StarTrekSNW
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WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed##startrek #starfleetacademy #nycc
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed
The trailer debuted at New York Comic Con on Saturday.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed##startrek #starfleetacademy #nycc
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
Well sign my hull and call me the Scorch! Holy sh!t!
S4 won't come out for a while but a 4 min clip was just released at #NYCC and I am so excited for you all to see the rest of this ep AND the whole season that I may need to seal myself in an isolation chamber in order to remain 🤐. #StrangeNewWorlds
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October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well sign my hull and call me the Scorch! Holy sh!t!
Color me intrigued…
“[Sussman’s] involvement suggests that this isn’t just an exercise in nostalgia — it’s a genuine continuation of Archer’s story, and of the formative years of the Federation itself.”
www.scifipulse.net/5-reasons-sc...
#StarTrekUnited
www.scifipulse.net/5-reasons-sc...
#StarTrekUnited
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Color me intrigued…
What’s your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What’s your sign?
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.”
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at something .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.”
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
“Weaps are double hot..”
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
💥🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
💥🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Weaps are double hot..”
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
💥🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
💥🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
I am feeling better.
… I think.
… I think.
September 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I am feeling better.
… I think.
… I think.
Friends, this has been a fortnight of hell. I even had to go to a Starbase medical facility for treatment. I’m on the mend, but still in stasis. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Take care of yourselves… and don’t just willy nilly om nom nom strange new foods on the planet Diverticuli VIII.
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Friends, this has been a fortnight of hell. I even had to go to a Starbase medical facility for treatment. I’m on the mend, but still in stasis. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Take care of yourselves… and don’t just willy nilly om nom nom strange new foods on the planet Diverticuli VIII.