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The Scorch
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Last OG part of the Federation’s flagship. Putting the O in Enterprise Bingo since 2245. Not Paramount affiliated. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLegacy
To invest this much time and energy into review bombing a television show?! Seriously. These people have that much hatred and spare time?! Like seriously go find a program more suited to your acumen.

Paw Patrol, perhaps.
There is no way this is a justified score for this show. This is what we mean by disengenous reviews, and in this case review bombing, and how it can affect a show.

Please, don't take this as any kind of indication. I'm actually annoyed by this stupid, stupid carry-on

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Ah Ha! I knew it. All the way in Enterprise Season 4 tho. But there they are. oh Kir’Shara sauce. Demons as I look in a mirror, darkly. Should I bring these home or leave them in the borderland? Will they forge an awakening or will I be bound by the affliction of divergence?
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Were these chairs on a Star Trek? I feel like they almost had to be. Not these exact ones, but the model. Adrian Pearsall/Craft Associates. If anybody knows yay or meh you’d be saving me from a really dumb splurge… or assisting with an inspired acquisition. Just sayin.
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Gee. If only there was a company that has shown time again they could not only reproduce Starfleet attire, such as jackets, but were also a vital part of the community. Oh wait… that’s right.

Sigh.
quite liking the STA (varsity?) jackets #startrekstarfleetacademy
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Did The Scorch survive the Great Burn? Hull fam at this point I’d be lucky enough to survive the Great Refit of the 2270s… or through next Tuesday and some random ensign with a multispectrum degausser.
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I can but hope that when I’m 422 years old, I, too, will give zero fucks about shoes and sit in a chair any damned way I choose.
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ok the intro theme song is a mess. Not one single cohesive theme or instrumental bop. As soon as I heard the flute I was like LARIS THAT U BOO?!

Come on we need French horns and a recognizable theme they can play as Holly and crew take the stage at awards shows.

And one I can hum. #StarTrekSFA
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 AM
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
HAVE YOU NO MANNERS. Mind your spoilers!
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Son of a… 8K max definition on repeat projected on every wall and injected into my veins.

… please.
Here's the new #StarTrek 60th anniversary bumper video that will play before every new episode of the franchise in 2026, beginning with today's #StarfleetAcademy series debut
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I love Star track cards even though they really are all alone in the night.
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
If you see this, post an archer
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Starships.

Were meant to FLYYYYYYHIHI
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January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sweet Celestial Temple! A dominion of Deep Space Nine! A station of Star Trek! A bashir of brilliance!!!

#StarTrekDS9
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The Higher… tha Fewer.
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Some more BTS shots of Pike's Quarters (one with PD Jonathan Lee) & my original concept plate.🖖 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
One shows the cost of removing humanity from power.

The other proves you can meet existential threats without surrendering your soul.

#StarTrek
🚢🔥🖖💫
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
USS Defiant my ass.
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A scattered family and life has me spending Christmas alone this year. I’m cool with it so far. Totally cool. Coo cool cccool. That’s me. Cool.

With it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
AS IF THERE WAS DOUBT
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Son of a hullcracker NEW colors!!

Game on.

✴️Sign The Scorch
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One thing about me is Imma sit down and shut up with my opinions about a new show until after it airs and I can watch it and actually form an opinion about said show having actually watched it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What a brilliant idea for a combadge. Someone alert the Vulcan embassy on Earth… and the Earth embassy on Vulcan… and Starfleet at both.
P’Jem is calling!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM