The Scorch
@thescorch.bsky.social
Last OG part of the Federation’s flagship. Putting the O in Enterprise Bingo since 2245. Not Paramount affiliated. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLegacy
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
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I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
To all who celebrate..
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To all who celebrate..
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
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#StarTrekDiscovery
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#StarTrekDiscovery
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
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#StarTrekDiscovery
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#StarTrekDiscovery
What’s your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What’s your sign?
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
“Weaps are double hot..”
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
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#StarTrekDiscovery
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
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#StarTrekDiscovery
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Weaps are double hot..”
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
💥🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing.
As IF.
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#StarTrekDiscovery
I had the best time at SpaceFistFest.
Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming.
🤛🔥🖖💫
#StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek
Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming.
🤛🔥🖖💫
#StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek
September 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I had the best time at SpaceFistFest.
Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming.
🤛🔥🖖💫
#StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek
Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming.
🤛🔥🖖💫
#StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek
Big day tomorrow on the Forward Hull. It might, MIGHT, mean the positive resolution to a horrible situation that’s been in my life for far too long. Tots and pears would be much loved and well utilized as we head into this nebula of angst and hope.
With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go.
🙏🔥🖖💫
With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go.
🙏🔥🖖💫
August 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Big day tomorrow on the Forward Hull. It might, MIGHT, mean the positive resolution to a horrible situation that’s been in my life for far too long. Tots and pears would be much loved and well utilized as we head into this nebula of angst and hope.
With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go.
🙏🔥🖖💫
With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go.
🙏🔥🖖💫
It’s a hullplate’s lifelong desire to be rendered in Quicken.
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s a hullplate’s lifelong desire to be rendered in Quicken.
📊🔥🖖💫
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
For Font’s Sake ya killin me with these vintage Final Cut Pro Helvetica supers. If a color bar had popped up at 47% opacity I’d have just collapsed on the spot. I’d have reached for the teal iMac in the sky and died. Right there. Brava, kerning presets!!
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
August 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
For Font’s Sake ya killin me with these vintage Final Cut Pro Helvetica supers. If a color bar had popped up at 47% opacity I’d have just collapsed on the spot. I’d have reached for the teal iMac in the sky and died. Right there. Brava, kerning presets!!
🔠🔥🖖💫
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
Federation FOIA took me OUT ngl.
Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info.
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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info.
📄 🔥🖖💫
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Federation FOIA took me OUT ngl.
Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info.
📄 🔥🖖💫
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info.
📄 🔥🖖💫
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Well that was just a humdinger of an episode. Why, we haven’t had this much fun with the fourth wall since A Briefing With Neelix.
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#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
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#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well that was just a humdinger of an episode. Why, we haven’t had this much fun with the fourth wall since A Briefing With Neelix.
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#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
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#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
Ok yes this is the coolest little mug I’ve received in quite awhile. Perfect for Aunt Adele’s toddy, Bev style of course.
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#StrangeNewWorlds
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#StrangeNewWorlds
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ok yes this is the coolest little mug I’ve received in quite awhile. Perfect for Aunt Adele’s toddy, Bev style of course.
☕️🔥🖖💫
#StrangeNewWorlds
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#StrangeNewWorlds
Such a beautiful, joyful moment. Surely nothing horrible is about to happen, right?
RIGHT?!
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#StarTrek #strangenewworlds
RIGHT?!
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#StarTrek #strangenewworlds
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Such a beautiful, joyful moment. Surely nothing horrible is about to happen, right?
RIGHT?!
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#StarTrek #strangenewworlds
RIGHT?!
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#StarTrek #strangenewworlds
Draft cover of the next highly anticipated culinary best seller:
“Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier”
by Captain Christopher Pike
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#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
“Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier”
by Captain Christopher Pike
🥘🔥💫🖖
#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
August 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Draft cover of the next highly anticipated culinary best seller:
“Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier”
by Captain Christopher Pike
🥘🔥💫🖖
#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
“Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier”
by Captain Christopher Pike
🥘🔥💫🖖
#StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds
Holy $&@t!
What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS?
We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?!
#StarTrek
What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS?
We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?!
#StarTrek
August 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Holy $&@t!
What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS?
We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?!
#StarTrek
What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS?
We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?!
#StarTrek