TheRussianMafiaMan
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TheRussianMafiaMan
@therussianmafiaman.bsky.social
You want to know my pronouns? What are you, a cop?
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
LOS ANGELES—As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’...
theonion.com
June 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Krenko voice (he's in Rent): 525,600 goblins
May 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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New Grimace Chosen
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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"Kal-El, no!"
April 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The cool thing about liberal “democracy” is people like Henry Kissinger can be a state department fixture for years, never having been elected by the people, killing people and toppling governments all over the globe, and some don’t think that’s “authoritarian”
April 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I need to make dinner.

Again.

Every night. Dinner.

Who came up with that?
April 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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This was the Parliament in Hungary in response to the passage of a bill banning pride events. If only democrats had a spine like this.

www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Super unclear on why so many porn bots follow me. Is it for my dry wit?
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I hate to be a doomer about this whole thing but like... what do we do? I don't think we can weather 4 years of the damage this administration has achieved in just 2 months, and any guardrails there were are either being ignored, dismantled, or are actively helping.
March 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
February 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I just started playing FE6. Why did this man with a very sharp sword jump out a window to repeatedly stab this small child? Also why did I fall for it twice?
January 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I don't understand is penix the woke way to say penis now or something
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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The person who came up with the phrase “Between a rock and a hard place” really gave up before the end.
December 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Chip Zdarsky's Daredevil appreciation post #2
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Good news for all two of you keeping up with my car troubles: it was not a blown gasket, it was my radiator fan. So I get to save somewhere between 900 and 1400 dollars in repairs
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM