TheRussianMafiaMan
@therussianmafiaman.bsky.social
You want to know my pronouns? What are you, a cop?
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
LOS ANGELES—As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’...
theonion.com
June 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
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Krenko voice (he's in Rent): 525,600 goblins
May 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Krenko voice (he's in Rent): 525,600 goblins
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ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
ICE says they will bring charges against the two Immigration Rapid Response Hotline volunteers who demanded that agents show their badges before seizing two men from the Charlottesville courthouse. dailyprogress.com/news/local/c...
ICE promises bystanders who challenged Charlottesville raid will be prosecuted
After ICE raided a downtown Charlottesville courthouse and arrested two men, the federal agency is promising to prosecute the bystanders who challenged their authority.
dailyprogress.com
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
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The cool thing about liberal “democracy” is people like Henry Kissinger can be a state department fixture for years, never having been elected by the people, killing people and toppling governments all over the globe, and some don’t think that’s “authoritarian”
April 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The cool thing about liberal “democracy” is people like Henry Kissinger can be a state department fixture for years, never having been elected by the people, killing people and toppling governments all over the globe, and some don’t think that’s “authoritarian”
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I need to make dinner.
Again.
Every night. Dinner.
Who came up with that?
Again.
Every night. Dinner.
Who came up with that?
April 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need to make dinner.
Again.
Every night. Dinner.
Who came up with that?
Again.
Every night. Dinner.
Who came up with that?
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
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This was the Parliament in Hungary in response to the passage of a bill banning pride events. If only democrats had a spine like this.
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This was the Parliament in Hungary in response to the passage of a bill banning pride events. If only democrats had a spine like this.
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
Super unclear on why so many porn bots follow me. Is it for my dry wit?
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Super unclear on why so many porn bots follow me. Is it for my dry wit?
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I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
I hate to be a doomer about this whole thing but like... what do we do? I don't think we can weather 4 years of the damage this administration has achieved in just 2 months, and any guardrails there were are either being ignored, dismantled, or are actively helping.
March 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hate to be a doomer about this whole thing but like... what do we do? I don't think we can weather 4 years of the damage this administration has achieved in just 2 months, and any guardrails there were are either being ignored, dismantled, or are actively helping.
I just started playing FE6. Why did this man with a very sharp sword jump out a window to repeatedly stab this small child? Also why did I fall for it twice?
January 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I just started playing FE6. Why did this man with a very sharp sword jump out a window to repeatedly stab this small child? Also why did I fall for it twice?
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I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
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I don't understand is penix the woke way to say penis now or something
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I don't understand is penix the woke way to say penis now or something
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The person who came up with the phrase “Between a rock and a hard place” really gave up before the end.
December 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The person who came up with the phrase “Between a rock and a hard place” really gave up before the end.
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
Chip Zdarsky's Daredevil appreciation post #2
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Chip Zdarsky's Daredevil appreciation post #2
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If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
Good news for all two of you keeping up with my car troubles: it was not a blown gasket, it was my radiator fan. So I get to save somewhere between 900 and 1400 dollars in repairs
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Good news for all two of you keeping up with my car troubles: it was not a blown gasket, it was my radiator fan. So I get to save somewhere between 900 and 1400 dollars in repairs